one single tear

When you are single and people brag about how many dicks they have sucked

McGee: I have 46 boyfriends and 28 girlfriends!

MisterRickRoll: One single tear.......dropping onto the ground.

by It.was.not.me December 11, 2016

Colt Single Action Army

1.a powerful single action revolver holding six rounds of .45 Colt ammunition.

2.Cannot play Russian Roulette without it.

2.The weapon of the legendary Revolver Ocelot.

Introduced in 1873, no Colt revolver has earned greater fame than the Single Action Army, The Peacemaker.
In design and performance, in line and form, no more sculptural and practical Colt has ever been created.

"This is the greatest handgun ever made. The Colt Single Action Army. Six bullets... More than enough to kill anything that moves. Now I'll show you why they call me... 'Revolver'."
— Revolver Ocelot to Solid Snake in 2005.

by zingeraddict October 14, 2011

legal, single, and ready to mingle

when a single person becomes 18 years of age and is ready to legally date.

"Hey tom are you legal yet?" "i'm legal, single, and ready to mingle"

by zachariah smith October 21, 2008

single women over 40

That's an ad that I keep getting at the top of my screen.

"Search for

Single women over 40"

Me: nah I'm fine.

by Retard_Ryan April 9, 2023

National Singles Awareness day

falls on February 14th. its what single people celebrate while there couple friends go on dates

Joe: hey how is your valentines day going?
Zach: oh i celebrate National singles awareness day. i hate the presents and stuff

by Zach Bess February 14, 2008

Single Man Hand Dance

Whenever a guy is single (or away from his girlfriend), he takes the alternative and masturbates.

Guy 1: Hey bro, I heard you broke up with your girlfriend. I bet you miss the sex .
Guy 2: I do man, all I have left is the Single man hand dance to keep me occupied until the next one.

by riddlecker September 30, 2016

single awareness day

A made up holiday that overlaps valentine's day for people too ugly or crazy to get some.

Happy Single Awareness Day! I'm so lonely...

by Sierrapants January 12, 2009