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Simpicus begonus

A holy prayer passed down by the Pope to cast out the simp.
*goes on pokimane's Instagram* simpicus begonus!
by Smiley the god March 29, 2020
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Simpbiote

A person who manipulates people into demonstrating Simp like behavior. Often unable to survive if someone is not simping for them, as if they are a parasite.
Venom from “Venom” would be a perfect example of a simpbiote.
by TheGreatSleepyJester April 5, 2020
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Simple

A simp with a pimple
Look it's very simple!
by NooNeedToThankMe April 29, 2020
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Simpiakos

Jayden is een simpiakos
by Jsygay May 2, 2020
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Simping

Simping is a degenerate ideologue presented by the foolish consistency in which the confidence impoverished will dedicate clearly excessive quantities of time and currency into an
unfortunate effort which will amount to little if any return on investment. Simping is about intent. Simping is about the failure to construct any notion of logic in a present day society
especially within the confines of digital platforms such as discord and various social medias. Simping has depressed the culture and to suggest that my miniscule activity within that god
forsaken channel is an example of such is nothing short of a foul misunderstanding of truth and deceit. You have exercised critical subterfuge or misinformed and nonsensical complaints
which don't translate in any fashion to a reality that would be generally accepted by the masses. Ergo, listen twice as much as you speak.
Person 1:"Bro I just spent rent on Pokimane. I don't know where I'm going to live next month but she smiled after she saw my don't"
Person 2: :Bro ur mad Simping"
by Slayar June 10, 2020
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Simpism

Some silly foolish simp who is part of the simp cult with the worst people. Sakura is an example of someone part of simpism.
Sakura is an example of someone part of simpism.
by Shoe456 July 15, 2020
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Simpinitus

The acute sickness of simping longterm. A tragic disease that leads to loosing large portions of a man's income, assets, possessions, dignity and self worth to a woman of his desire. This illness often leads to feelings of helplessness, low self-esteem, frustration and anger. Once an extreme infection of this illness has taken over the man's body, mind and spirit, and all resources have been lost, suicides have been known occur, particularly after divorce.

Currently in 2020, 51 North American men commit suicide daily after living with this illness longterm and experiencing a divorce.

Lesbian women who play the masculine role in their relationship are known to be infected with this illness. This is believed to be the major contributing factor behind the reality that domestic violence rates between lesbian couples are the highest of all human couple types.
Your simpinitus is on another level. I can't even be seen hanging around you, these chicks might get the wrong idea about me.
by Great Game J August 3, 2020
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