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Silent Sausage

When you go to give your girl the beef and her parents are home.
Shut the fuck up Timmy! You gotta silent sausage me so my dad doesn't hear!
by TheSilentSausage September 7, 2018
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Hop$ha (silent p)

singer/performer who is better than Ke$ha the prettiest singer ever.
i love Hop$ha (silent p) EASY go to youtube and search for: Hop$ha's new hit single-monday !
by hop$ha September 23, 2011
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Silent Steppa

A Silent Steppa is a person who moves and does everything in silence and isn't scared to step up to anybody, Silent Steppas prefer to be alone but when theirs people around Silent Steppas pay keen attention as to what is going on and studies the room if he feels safe in that environment he'll socialize if he feels unsafe he will always keep his gaurd up and remain silent and keeps a serious face and if provoked then

NBS (NOBODY SAFE)
Group: Why is he so quiet?
Silent Steppa:~Silence~
by Silenceintheplace November 21, 2021
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Silent retreat

You've had a night out, you got drunk and went home with someone to their place. Sex was had and you went to sleep happy, satisfied and wasted.

You wake up the next day and suddenly realise what you did. Full of regret (for whatever reason), you then try to make a silent retreat so last night's partner doesn't notice you leaving and ask any awkward questions (like "can I call you?")
Henry: It felt so right at the time, me and Sarah had this huge argument, this girl was all over me and pretty soon we're back at her place.

Eddie: Oh geez...
Henry: Yeah. I wake up next morning to find myself next to this complete stranger lying asleep and text messages from Sarah telling me how sorry she is.
Eddie: What did you do?
Henry: Make a silent retreat. Last thing I needed was her asking me for my number.
by WatcherMark May 23, 2019
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Loud Silent Bob

Just like a Sneaky Castro except with weed smoke.
Last nIght I gave my girl a loud Silent Bob her climax was amazing.
by A.D.D.-Adderall September 26, 2019
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silent blogger

a blogger on tumblr that posts nothing but pictures and never posts any messages.
silent blogger:

*puppy*
* cookies*
*a puppy*
* a pretty girl*
*whale*
*roller coaster*
* melted crayons*
by heytheregurl October 13, 2011
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