sideways tall

Fat, rotund, big-boned, portly

Nathan: I'm getting fat as fuck.
Drayton: Nah man, you're not fat, your just sideways tall.

by Haluci-N8 July 20, 2018

sideways-snuggle

A.k.a. "sideways-hug" or "right-angle cuddle". It involves first standing next to the person whom you wish to canoodle with and using just one arm and hand to gently draw him over to you so that his chest is nestled against your side, afterwhich you affectionately tilt your head over against his and soothingly knead his back and shoulder-blades with your hand.

The sideways-snuggle can also loosely refer to a pleasurable position that you assume while canoodling with someone in bed; it's basically "half-spooning" the person, whereby you are turned on your side and nestling up against your lover, but he is either face-down or lying on his back, and so you are snuggling up to his side and have one arm (and often one leg, as well) affectionately draped over him. This "partial embrace" position is often employed during semi-hot weather, where the person still wants to cuddle wif you but would be too warm if he was totally spooning with you or fully nestling against you chest-to-chest.

by QuacksO August 18, 2018

Sideways friend

Someone who claims to love you, but actually will always try their hardest to make things difficult, try to make you jealous, try to make you feel less than!

I’m not a sideways friend!

Oh, I’m sorry, girl you know I love you & would never “intentionally” hurt you!

by Phatgirl3374 October 21, 2018

sideways-hug

An affectionate "half-cuddle" whereby ya snuggle up beside da person and wrap yer arm around behind his/her waist. Ideal for public/formal/workplace settings where full-on chest-to-chest hugz might seem too forward, or for occasions like a cold day or a moving-crowd area where both of you hafta keep walking instead of stopping to embrace "properly".

Sideways-hugz can be just as satisfying to share as totally-face-to-face bear-hugz if both of you know dat you will be "snuggling properly" at a fairly-soon time.

by QuacksO December 7, 2019

Sideways Corona Mullett

A mullett is business in the front and party (or something else) in the back. Sideways Corona Mullett (or SCM) is when you work from home with business attire on the top and something not so business like on the bottom. It works for video conference calls as long as you do not get up.

Her: Aren't you working from home today? Why are you wearing pajama pants with a shirt and tie?
Him: Sideways Corona Mullett... no one is gonna see the pants.

Him: Why are you wearing sweats with your best blouse?
Her: SCM baby.
Him: We are cutting the laundry bill in half!

by jfburke619 March 30, 2020

Sideways pants dance

Sneaking a quickie before them bad ass kids come beggin for mom

Hey baby you wanna sneak away from these bad ass kids and do the sideways pants dance....you can put on a movie for them

by intheknow337 July 8, 2020

Sideways Sandy

Participant 1 (typ. Male) prepares himself by gently massaging the tip of his penis with fine grit sandpaper whilst Participant 2 (typ. Female) prepares the empty socket (eye) by placing four drops of four loko into the empty socket. Once all preparations have been made, participants align their bodies with the head at the feet of the other participant and vice versa in the typical “69” sexual position. Once both participants are in the proper positions, you are to be fully inserted and lie still for up to 6 hours at minimum. Full sexual climax is not to be achieved.

Full sexual climax is not to be achieved for the Sideways Sandy.

by MooseBalls July 2, 2021