Pain Shopping

Engaging in any kind of behavior to find out if your romantic partner is lying/cheating.

Going through their phone, social media activity, following them, checking their Internet history, promoting another person to "loyalty check" your partner, are examples of this behavior.

I was pain shopping through his phone yesterday to see if he's looking that others girl's photos.

by anonymous December 3, 2022

Affirmative Shopping

Also known as looting, it's what ghetto people do when they want something but don't want to pay for it. Happens a lot during firey but peaceful protests. Also common in places like Sanfrancisco and Chicago.

Man, look at all those affirmative shoppers running out of that Nike store.

Yo, check out this sweet TV I picked up on my last affirmative shopping trip.

by Tippicanu September 17, 2023

postholiday waistline shopping period

(Noun) The six day period from December 26th-December 31st during which people buy large amounts of Slimfast, weight loss supplements, detox kits and protein bars.

During the postholiday waistline shopping period, stores like GNC and Whole Foods see a jump in their sales while consumers try to shed their holiday pounds.

by Crackberry:) December 29, 2009

Mobile Proxy Shopping

The act being seen by others while shopping in a store and talking to the requestor of the item(s) being purchased on your mobile phone to verify the products meet their specifications or to find an alternative item that will.

"Mobile Proxy Shopping was getting me frustrated by having to read the labels of the cereal boxes over the cell phone to my wife just to make sure that I purchased EXACTLY what she wanted, or find something else to meet her needs"

by Grenex March 17, 2010

Koopa Troopa shoring

The act of driving along the wet portion of sand at the beach to gain maximum traction. Taken from the stage Koopa Troopa Beach in Mario Kart 64, driving in either the regular sand or the ocean slows your kart but by carefully maneuvering in between the two, your kart is not slowed down.

Driver: Aww man, look at the car ahead of us. It got stuck in the sand!

Passenger: Don't worry, just go Koopa Troopa shoring. We won't sink as easily driving on the wet sand and it'll be a lot faster!

by VaqueroSWC August 24, 2011

Five-letter shopping

Shopping for any high-end or opulent brand that has five letters in the name such as Gucci, Fendi (Roma), Dolce (and Gabbana) , Prada, Louie (Vuitton), Saint (Laurent), David (Yurman), Coach or any other five letter , which originated from the Philly based, award-winning novel Gypsy Lane: A Love Drama.

I just came back from King of Prussia mall, doing some five-letter shopping.
If he's really a baller, tell him to take you five-letter shopping.
You might be over your head with her. She only deals with guys that can take her five-letter shopping.

by VdDdororVvVVVVVVvv December 10, 2017

Tiny Ass Shoving

1. Shoving A small animal inside a person's ass usually from a scale range from 3-8 inches long typically small lizards, mice, fish, and frogs.

2. Small dilido or small penis shoved inside a person's ass.

3. A small object shoved inside a person's ass.

4. A reference use of giantess anal vore.

Hey sweetie guess what? What honey? It's tiny ass shoving time! Oh great can't wait to feel them tinies inside my ass!

I had my boyfriend over for tiny ass shoving! I needed him to shove something inside my ass! Am such a great girlfriend for embracing tinies inside my ass! What do you mean tinies Hannah? Those delicious anole lizards and fancy mouses that I enjoyed having them shoved inside my ass! Cool! Hey Gwen! Want some tinies inside your ass? Oh God yes please! Can't wait to feel a lizard and a mouse stuffed inside my ass! It feels good does it?! Fuck yeah!

by Kestingdarkass7 November 25, 2018