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Lemme Sharpin my knife

A man take his penis and “sharpen” his penis in the woman.

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Hey babe lemme sharpin my knife
by Brendan Hawkins January 18, 2019
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Blue Sharpie

Someone who always makes people sad. Your first reaction to everything they say is probably, "oh! are you ok?" Then, that's the next reaction someone will have to whatever you say.
hey have you talked to Skylar lately?
No dude, I can't she puts me in such a bad mood. She's a total blue sharpie.
by Kayin5lifebish January 27, 2019
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Arizona Sharpie Ballot

A sexual act in which one inserts a Sharpie marker halfway up their anus and penetrates another person vaginally or anally to climax, when they scream "LAWSUIT!"
I got really hammered and gave Madison an Arizona Sharpie Ballot last night
by anonymous November 6, 2020
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Green Sharpie

In an event setting, when someone is being annoying or creepy. Asking for a green sharpie means get them away from me.
David asked his handler for a green sharpie when I creepy customer asked for a dick pic.
by Joyfuldead March 8, 2023
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Pink Sharpie

The Pink Sharpie is a WXcommunity term when an SPC forecaster wants to issue a severe weather high risk, or just referring to a high risk in general. Pink, because a high risk's color on the SPC map is well, pink. And sharpie because well, drawing it risk on the map I guess.
"Oh man! SPC Forecaster Broyles is gonna issue a pink sharpie for Oklahoma!"
"Oh boy that pink sharpie will be rare!"
by MartianSupremacist May 25, 2024
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Pulling A Sharpie

Being so fucking indecisive as to create a online social media website event and not even respond to whether you are going or not yourself.

You may also reply "maybe" to other people's events and then have a 99.3% chance of turning up. In the 0.7% chance you do not turn up you will apologise and then probably create another event in sympathy for missing the previous one, again, you will put "maybe attending".
Bro: "He man, I've just created this awesome party event. You gonna come?"

Bro2: "Yer"

Bro3: "YER!!!one!!!"

Bro4: "Let's get so drunk we aren't legally able to drive!"

Bro5: "Soz can't, my mum's funeral x"

Bro2: "Faggot"

Bro6: *doesn't respond, but turns up, and has seen and viewed the event multiple times*

Bro2,Bro3,Bro4,Bro5: "Bro6, Pulling A Sharpie"
by Fuckface69 August 23, 2012
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