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Shank Monkey

A common Rhesus Monkey, jacked up on steroids and amphetamines with its hands sawed off and surgically replaced by retractable switch blades.
Often used by mad scientists as an outer security measure in their forest bound secret lairs.
Get the fuck out before I set the Shank Monkeys on you!
by yeti_detective September 8, 2010
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nerd shank

(noun) - a knife with some attachment that would have no practical application in a knife fight.
Dequan's combo knife/graphing calculator is definately a nerd shank
by CRuff June 28, 2008
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shank the cat

To mess up the sistuation, to screw over a person or group of people by narking on them or mentioning someing to the wrong person. to tell a secret or reveal senstave information to people that could use it for blackmail.

see also shanked the cat
"Damn Tommy, you really shanked the cat this time, why did you tell melinda that i was allergic to her perfume!"

"Don't shank the cat billy, don't mention that you are involved with sally, OK!
by LaidBackGuy1988 July 31, 2006
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Shelby Shanked

When you fall asleep next to a woman and wake up feeling something poking you in the back.
Dang I could have sworn that was a legit woman but I just got shelby shanked.
by gamewardenweeeeedtheif November 9, 2021
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Shell Shanked

To be stabbed by another peer with a sharp object like a pencil tip and then once stabbed, the victim yells "IVE BEEN SHELL SHANKED" and the game keeps going on until the final person doesn't say the shell shanked term. More fun with redneck players
A: "Stabs B with pencil led"
B: "I'VE BEEN SHELL SHANKED" I AM IT NOW
by Shell Shanked September 12, 2014
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Tom Shank

A code name for "wank" used between two or more knowing participants in a situation where saying "wank" would be unacceptable.
"Ugh, I'm dying for a Tom Shank."

"I know, right?"
by Big Bazza September 11, 2007
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shank and wank

using a sharpened tool to stab somebody, while then proceeding to insert ones phallus into the wound and fuck it
Henry fucked up real bad and got the shank and wank.
by lexlewis February 21, 2009
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