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sex

When a man puts his penis in a vagina
(most of the time)
Sara was the new teacher. She was young and hot and sexy. She had huge boobs, sixe 36D to be exact and she wore short skirts and tight shirts. Kyle was a senior, hottest guy around and was said to have the biggest dick ever.

The bell rang and the class ran outside wanting to get out of school for the weekend. Kyle waited until everyone left. Earlier they were talking about rockets and spaceports. He had gotten so horny that he had to take his dick out or his pants would rip. Kyle got up and Sara called him over.

"I saw what you did during class." She said getting up, standing against him.

"You did?" He asked thinking he was gonna get in trouble.

"I'd love to have your rocket in my spaceport right now." She said seductively.

At that moment she shoved her hands into his pants and gripped his rock hard. She gave him a handjob, making his rocket shoot out. He ripped open her shirt and unhooked her bra. He licked her tits and she moaned so loud that they had to close door so no one would hear. He ripped her skirt off and saw she wasn't wearing anything under and that she was a he with a dick.
"Holy MOTHERFUCKING GOD YOUR A MAN I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN I'M SCARRED FOR FUCKING LIFE" Kyle yelled as he ran out of the classroom.
"whatever" 'Sara' said as she finished jerking off and put it back in her pants. "Happens all the time"
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What is Sex? See Above duh.
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Wow u dumbass, are you really looking up sex right now?!?!?!
well retard heres the meaning:

SOMETHING YOU'LL NEVER DO CUZ UR SITTIN' AT HOME ALONE MASTURBATING :)
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you are nasty g searching up sex you cunt, go suck your daddy's cock
you suck a dick and so does your mom bitch sex is a bitch ads nigga
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i was in 7th grade and i went to the bathroom to meet a hot 8th grader named alex to have sex and i went where we usally go. the janitors closet the lights were off and clothes were on the floor we fucked intil we could'nt cum any more i swithed the liGHTs on and relized i just had sex with the janitor.
i had sex with a janitor
by SEXSTORIES November 18, 2019
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the thing you're looking up on urban dictionary to get horny.
it was prom night, and emma and jules had just gotten back to ems and changed out of their formal attire. emma seemd to be asleep. julian was hard, and emma could feel it through her silk pjs. she rolled to face him and he pulled her towards him to kiss her, a passionate clash of tongue, lips teeth and breath ensued. they quickly stripped and he enterd her, his thrusts slow but sped up. as she started to moan, he joined their lips again. "ohh julian please!... mmmnn!... unhh!... ooh!... faster, baby faster!... harder! I'm your slut daddy!" she moaned. and they orgasmed and blacked out. they woke up to julian's brother max at the door "jules? emma? where are your clothes? also, jules, did you forget that today is waffle day?" as soon as he left, they whispered "OH SHIT"
but it was the best sex ever.
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