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seasonal ho

A girl who only dates jocks when their sport is in season.
She's a seasonal ho; she only sleeps with baseball players during baseball season, during football season she sleeps football player; basketball season - basketball players - she seasonal.
by kMichelle April 29, 2008
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seasoned penis

A well traveled penis that knows about the finer things in life.

considered a thing of beauty in most cultures a well seasoned penis takes dedication and hard work to achieve
"It has seen many things my seasoned penis"

"It is not time which makes a penis seasoned. It is the experiences and hardships it has endured"

"Gaze at the wonderment of a REAL seasoned penis! note the loose, wrinkled skin and extensive sagging"

"You should of seen it man one of the most seasoned penis's I've ever laid eyes on. Bro it was like a well worn peice of vintage leather, pumped with blood and blue veins showing"

"My penis took another Hard knock last night, few more like that and it will be well seasoned"

"whatever doesn't kill it makes it stronger"
by Swift2 August 5, 2012
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seasoned pussy

An older woman's vagina whose been very sexually active throughout life
That really friendly 55 yr old lady by the bar has some seasoned pussy.

The hot ass old women in those tight, tiny ass dresses by you, are seasoned pussy !
by boredom_at_best1116 November 16, 2017
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sensorship

A ship with sensors on it whose purpose is to scope out the area, usually piloted by an AI.
Sometimes confused with censorship as they are homophones of each other.
We sent out the sensorship to map out the territory.
by Mr. Twinkieface February 23, 2021
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seasonal depression

a way for the government to hide the phenomenon where the fluoride (in water and toothpaste) loses effect on certain people during the winter.
Person: I have finally achieved clarity
Person 2 (Government agent): No, you just have seasonal depression.
by M3M3life December 22, 2021
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cranberry season

1 - Having a period

2 - Menstruation

3 - Vaginal Bleeding
Cranberry season is an inconvenience, especially when it comes more often then usual.

Having a case of the cranberries, she had to resort to Greek.

The all you can eat buffet option was closed for the week when she came down with the case of the cranberries.
by jessikka_rabbitt December 8, 2009
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mostaccioli season

That time of year when there are graduation parties every weekend usually starting from the last week of May or first week of June to about the second-to-last weekend of July. The graduation party standard wherever you go is usually fried chicken and mostaccioli, therefore a lot of mostaccioli will be consumed.
Chuck: Hey man, it's about to be mostaccioli season. You ready to load up some Dixie plates?

Nick: Chuck we graduated 12 years ago, who do you know that is still in high school?

Chuck: I don't care! I'm getting my 'choli on whether you like it or not!
by shiftyclaybob June 14, 2010
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