jerry seinfeld

A wash out comedian who had a sitcom. Thinks they are funny, but are clearly not and just need to go away.

someone makes a joke, and no one laughs. they just did a Jerry Seinfeld.

by ohavefun December 3, 2007

Seinfeld

Blaming sex noises on the tv show Seinfeld.

Did you have sex with that girl?" "No dude,we were watching Seinfeld!! What were those strange laughing noises in your room man? " Nothin man we were just watching Seinfeld!!

by Yours trually January 13, 2011

seeing eye single

A soft round ball that finds its way between infielders for a base hit.

Kevin Youkilis hit the ball to the left side of the infield out of reach of both the third baseman and shortstop for a seeing eye single.

by StevenX May 17, 2006

satin pants

A spinner with an ass that makes you want to grab it every time you see it.

Hey "Satin Pants", I'll give you a hundy to grab your ass. When "Satin Pants" got up a horndog went over and "murphed" her chair.

by speedbag March 12, 2009

seinfield

when some drunk ass talks to you 2 inches away from your face even though it is completely unnecessary. used more as a nickname because that person will continue to do the samething over and over.

Did you see seinfield being his usual drunk self last night?

by prodigy_the oNe May 14, 2008

seeing double

When a really attractive person walks by and you have to look at them twice.

That Hottie walked by and I was seein Double!

by Lauren June 16, 2004

seeing a man about a dog

Commonly used as code to describe smoking a weed, also known as petting the dog or a well behaved dog

Pot head 1: You coming seeing a man about a dog?
Pot head 2: is it a good dog?

by CorrectTerminology December 16, 2014