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Schrodinger's Bitch

That one guy who agitates you to death, then when you need something they got you back. He normally lives in a hallway or public place, then immediately starts acting tough and irritating (can also try to steal yo homies.) When you finally confront aka beat his ass he immediately stops acting like this.
Guy 1: I heard this dude got assaulted and shut up

Guy 2: He is such a schrodinger's bitch
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by Quackita April 18, 2021
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Schrodinger's meat

Similar to Schrodinger's cat, but instead of a cat it involves meat. This occurs when meat tastes undercooked and overcooked simultaneously.
Guy 1: Dude, this Big Mac got something wrong with it.
Guy 2: What do you mean?

Guy 1: It tastes burnt and raw at the same time.

Guy 2: Damn bro, they gave you some Schrodinger's meat.
by Convicted Felon April 21, 2021
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Schrodinger's DILF

A term used for attractive older men if you're not sure if they're fathers or not (used when you're unsure if a person is a real DILF)
A: "Woah! Mr.Jones is a daddy"
B: "we're not sure if he's an actual dad though..."
A: "Well he's a Schrodinger's DILF then ,there's a chance he has kids and there's a chance he doesn't"
A: "Besides he looks like a Dad so I'll still use the term Daddy"
by MinheZSCREAMMMMMMMMMS May 19, 2021
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Schrödinger's suspicion

A person who calls another person "sus" and decides whether they are annoying because of saying that and delete the message or if people actually still laughed about that.
P1: Bro, you're sus!!!
P2: ...
P3: What did he write?
P1: just a sus joke, he applied Schrödinger's suspicion
by Gamesnic the applemf June 10, 2021
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Schrödinger's Stoner

Someone who decides whether or not weed is addictive based on whether or not they need it.
Kyle: "James, you smoke weed too much. You're probably addicted."
James: "Nah bro weed isn't addictive bro. I can stop at any time I want to."

*4 hours later*

James: "I am going through a mildly stressful event that will probably resolve itself in the near future. I really need to go smoke."
Kyle: "You're a Schrödinger's Stoner, James."
by urwifesboyfriend June 14, 2021
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Schrödinger's roll call

A thought experiment for online classes in which the student may be simultaneously present and absent as a result of their attendance being linked to studiousness
The class had 50 students online, when called on only 10 respond

It was a Schrödinger's roll call captured by teams.
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Schrodinger's Perspective

- The people who say "Ohana means family, and family means no one gets left behind or forgotten" as their excuse to find ways to make literally anyone and possibly everyone belong to some part of society.

- the perspective of "I don't like everyone, but I love everyone"

- You try to look for reasons make anything fit in to one place.

- Adaptive thinking (half-strawman reasoning)

- You don't change what it is, you just find a way it can apply
You can make the passion of a con artist beneficial by gaining the Schrodinger's Perspective.
by MickeyMaker June 20, 2021
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