Schmuckasaurus

A man who believes he’s the best at everything, does no wrong, and has an ego the size of King Kong. A schmuckasaurus is the ultimate jerk.

That man is the worst! He’s a schmuckasaurus looking out only for himself. Stay away from him!

by Laverne's mom May 18, 2025

Schmuck Them Up

A Schmuck Them Up is what happens when a usually resourceful Big Bad becomes too tired to ever win. Popularised by Dragon Ball Z and Gundam elsewhere, outside Japan.

To precede the Obari Workout, Gigantor and Mazinger Z have even done their own very successful Schmuck Them Up towards a robot bad guy!

by Snapper2001 December 11, 2025

Schmuck Bag

A Schmuck Bag is a piece of endearing trash tv or a group of knockoff fashions thereof.

Can Grandmaw find that oddly endearing Schmuck Bag of a Dragon Ball knockoff collection?

by Snapper2001 January 4, 2026

amelia schmitt

Damn.....

Is that Amelia Schmitt? Damn....

by Ron Jonny November 9, 2013

Jesse Schmit

a fucking noodle head who doesnt let you borrow his canoe over spring break

Quit being a Jesse Schmit, youre such a buzz kill

by flowbro33 July 26, 2016

joey schmitz

A hot and amazing person that you can love forever and never want to let them go

Dang that Joey Schmitz sure is great I would love to have him in my bed

by big baby dad February 20, 2018

Tom Schmitzing

A person who is getting high to the extent that their brain function reverses is, per definition, "Tom Schmitzing" himself/herself out of it. The person starts to talk in hieroglyphic gibberish or something that sounds like an animal noise, until they throw their hands up and fall into the next cushioned location. While the person seems fine at first, their greasy eyes and their mindless talking speak a different language. Be cautious of friends who are Tom Schmitzing in your smokers crew, you might end up losing your grams on these maniacs.

Also called "Tomming all over the place", which more commonly refers to puking after hitting a blunt, or "Schmitzing to the limit", this action is prominent among less stable individuals.

This is not to be confused with to pull a Tom Schmitz, which is a more prominent slang term in Central Europe.

"Bro what the hell you smoked our whole ounce while I took a piss?!"

"muwhaaaa hehehe"

"Come on man thats not fair! Seriously, you can't be Tom Schmitzing me again"

"mhuuuuuuuwaaaaa og kush kusshhhhyyy"

ALTERNATIVE (EDIT)
"Wow man he tom schmitzed the fuck out of your stash bro!!!"
"what not again - this guy keeps tom schmitzing the fuck out of my stash every week :'("

"Yeah i mean look he left some trace"

*lays in the corner sleeping*

by tiffanyleckmisch June 8, 2018