by anonymous November 26, 2021
Get the Syeda Sara Ahmedmug. saras capri-sun vodkas
A glorious drink originating from the outskirts of dalmilling (not to be consumed on weekdays) which is known for promising side effects such as rendering you a crying mess, convincing you everyone is married and most commonly theiving your ability to walk or bunch together more than 3 syllables, however (as if by magic) when you see ya girl this mysterious concoction will make you promptly obtain the persona of a high class stripper who will stop at nothing to embarrass themselves by twirling too much and being sick on ex colleagues.
A glorious drink originating from the outskirts of dalmilling (not to be consumed on weekdays) which is known for promising side effects such as rendering you a crying mess, convincing you everyone is married and most commonly theiving your ability to walk or bunch together more than 3 syllables, however (as if by magic) when you see ya girl this mysterious concoction will make you promptly obtain the persona of a high class stripper who will stop at nothing to embarrass themselves by twirling too much and being sick on ex colleagues.
Omg adamus I cant believe you gave them saras capri-sun vodkas again you know theyll be slutdropping to asda convinced theyll see kevin costner there then mourning the death Tobey Maguire as spiderman just like last time!
by JuicyOliwia6669 September 22, 2017
Get the saras capri-sun vodkasmug. Gingerly licking of sugar sprinkled prolapsed colon as though one would lick off the frosting of a Sara Lee cupcake
My gf have way too much anal sex and she got a prolapse colon so I did the smart thing and gave her a Sugar Coated Sara Lee...it was fucking delish
by tastercakes June 27, 2011
Get the Sugar Coated Sara Leemug. Two thicc besties with fat asses that eats rice for a living. When people walk past them they ask themselves ”Who are those thicc bitches?” and then they think of that question for the rest of their lives. Their favourite song is WAP because they have that, try them 😏
Once you see them, you can NEVER unsee them. They live in your dreams, your food, you shoes, your fake scenarious that you make up before you sleep, and your toilet.
Once you see them, you can NEVER unsee them. They live in your dreams, your food, you shoes, your fake scenarious that you make up before you sleep, and your toilet.
- Bro!!! Did you see those thicc ass bitches with fat WAPs?
- Yeah man, that must have been Sara Faradjev & Amanda Larsson.
- Yeah man, that must have been Sara Faradjev & Amanda Larsson.
by poopin’ravy July 9, 2021
Get the Sara Faradjev & Amanda Larssonmug. She's kind and beautiful. She is also the sweetest human being on the planet. Sara hates to disappointing people and if she befriends you you're the luckiest person on the planet.
by anonymous September 15, 2020
Get the Sara Almanimug. noun
A deceptively fancy-sounding cocktail that promises elegance but tastes like regret in stilettos. Ingredients include 1 oz Andre sparkling wine, half a mini bottle of motel tequila, a splash of cranberry juice stolen from someone else’s drink, and a melted ice cube from last night’s cooler. Served in a champagne flute… or an ashtray, dealer’s choice.
Optional garnish: An “I Love Texas” straw with cheap red lipstick on it.
Typically ordered loudly, at an inappropriate time, while slurring something about “how things used to be.”
A deceptively fancy-sounding cocktail that promises elegance but tastes like regret in stilettos. Ingredients include 1 oz Andre sparkling wine, half a mini bottle of motel tequila, a splash of cranberry juice stolen from someone else’s drink, and a melted ice cube from last night’s cooler. Served in a champagne flute… or an ashtray, dealer’s choice.
Optional garnish: An “I Love Texas” straw with cheap red lipstick on it.
Typically ordered loudly, at an inappropriate time, while slurring something about “how things used to be.”
“She kicked off the day as usual, with three Sara Royales and a story about how she used to be an athlete in High School—it was 10 a.m.”
by Loveconquersall777 June 14, 2025
Get the Sara Royalemug. Sara is a perfect woman. She's kind, beautiful, sweet, and the most loving person you could ask for. She is very easily flustered and it leaves her open to hugs and kisses and cuddles. She is a bit of a nerd, but it's a super cute trait of hers. If you ever meet anyone named Sara, never leave them, cuz that would be the worst mistake of your life
by Elly K. June 30, 2022
Get the Saramug.