Jacob Sanders

Jacob is very cool. He is extremely sporty, likes basketball the most. Most of the girls at his school think he is ugly, for his hair which is multicolored naturally, but there's one (Lexi) that just love him through and through for everything about him. He is super popular, and a natural leader. Has many different hoodies.

LEXI: "Wow, have you seen the hoodie Jacob Sanders is wearing today? He looks perfect and cute and--"
EVERYONE ELSE AT SCHOOL: "WE KNOW you're obsessed, now shut up!!"

by JayBird-Jamie March 29, 2022

Belch fed colonel sanders

What happenes when you eat 10 chicken bowls and 3 twisters

I don't want to be belch fed colonel sanders man

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

coronel sanders

a fraud of Colonel Sanders.

"Is that Colonel Sanders?"
"No, that's a fraud called Coronel Sanders."

by souirafen January 31, 2022

Sander

Sander is an absolute God and better than vetle

Damn you are a real Sander

by Joka12 February 15, 2021

Sander

An Awesome Possum person who is there for you no matter what. They know how to make you laugh and always has a smile of their face.

Hey do you know any cool people i can call?
Oh! Just call up sander

by Sun Baby Artie April 4, 2021

Burn-y Sanders

A child's or dad's way of saying Bernie Sanders in a corny way.

Did you hear about Burn-y Sanders?
Yes, he should be the democrat's number one canidate!
No, Burn-ing Sanders poo poo brain

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 13, 2021

Sanders

A scratchy hand job

“It was a total sanders bro. Felt like I was getting a handjob from bernie’s mittens.”

by Byethen April 18, 2021