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Dirty sanford

When you hang from a ceiling fan naked while inserting a rod into your anus. Once you reach a fast enough velocity, release from the fan and watch yourself spin like a top.
Mark and Susan had a Dirty Sanford beyblade fight that ended in bloodshed. I wanna try!
by Codysbitch March 9, 2021
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Ummu-saffiya

The mother of the Prophet’s wife. Some people are named after Ummu-saffiya. They are caring, intelligent, and feel good to open up to. If you mess with them they can be mean. They also can fight but are soft people on the inside.
Hey Ummu-saffiya !
by Mariam Alia November 20, 2023
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Big Saff

When you have a child under 2, the company you work for is half in the bin, and despite all that stress you still smash your ATPL out of the park
Boys, look at him go, the Big Saff in all his glory, ATPL in his hands, fatherhood on his shoulders, and a bright future ahead of him
by ABigFella August 16, 2024
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semi-slafforn

my damn barber gave me a semi-slafforn
by nexity January 8, 2026
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put the scaffolding up

when you're chatting up a sort in preparation of dropping game on her
yeah mate I'm about to put the scaffolding up now
by lewis sexy boy November 25, 2016
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M.B Sanford

boy1: hey dude wanna suck each other off at M.B Sanford?
boy2: nah M.B Sanford sucks
by ChrisLovesDarkTiti June 1, 2022
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King of Sanford

by KING OF SANFORD OFFICIAL December 13, 2022
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