Sam

Which one of you laxtation crap Sissy Fucked my Cousion

Stoopid asss yankee fuck all im a redneck named sam

by Sammmmy Dadddy May 10, 2019

Sam

The biggest sideman ever known to the human race.

Jess: Hello Sam, I know you like me and all that, but can you give me some advice on this other guy I like?

Sam: Yea, sure, anything for you.

by Broome123 May 16, 2016

Sam

a person who has developed unique skills in generation excuses whenever invited to social events. Probably gets dominated by his girl.

"Is Juul coming to the beach on Thursday?"
"Na, he sammed it"

by Stijner June 20, 2019

The Sam

Cunt who doesnt pay you back, even when he hurts you

OMG hes being the sam right now, he drop kicked me into table and still wont pay me back for Arma 3!

by Penis man 302 June 10, 2019

Sam

A really gay guy who still dates 4 girls per day
He has a fetish for outlets and trucks, as well as yeezys and, therefore, very expensive condoms

Oh your Sam stay away I don’t want to go to bed with you
You have mental issues? You must be Sam.

by Outlet Advocate November 13, 2018

Sam

A Sam is the most perfect guy you’ll ever meet he is the most cutest, funniest, smartest sexy guys in the world. Anyone to have a Sam in their life is the luckiest person to live especially if he’s yours❤️I have a Sam in my life and I feel like I’m the luckiest girl to live, a Sam has always been there for u and u feel as if u could tel him anything and everything what an amazing man he is

“So this guy is being so caring and perfect to me”

“Must’ve been a Sam”

by Akp_0504 November 1, 2018

Sam

Asshole Gaylord

Person 1: is that sam
Person 2: the Gaylord? Fuck him

by Uranium bombs 420 January 20, 2018