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Dead tree's revenge

The experience one has, when they have a paper cut in between two of their fingers or toes.
"OUCH gosh, that paper cut hurts! Have you ever had one between your fingers?"
"Oh yes, that's called the dead tree's revenge."
by Flappy Trap May 23, 2015
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Revenge queer

Being queer for the sole purpose of getting back at someone.
Dam this guy I knew in college fucked his ex gfs new boyfriend to get back at her!! He’s not gay but he did it for revenge, he’s revenge queer.
by Ray and Albert May 3, 2021
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Escobar’s revenge

Synonymous with coke shits.

Similar to how foreigners drinking water in Mexico can lead to diarrhea and other symptoms being known as Montezuma’s Revenge, this burning-ass ordeal can be attributed to the ghost of Pablo Escobar laughing maniacally upon seeing somebody locked to the toilet with wretched diarrhea after a night of binging cocaine.
Person 1: Dude, I haven’t been able to leave the bathroom for an hour. I’m not saying I regret splitting an eight-ball with you and the gang last night, but holy fuck my asshole is on fire.
Person 2: Don’t I know it. Your digestive tract was overstimulated from all the blow - it’s Escobar’s Revenge, brother.
by Jigginsmusic December 6, 2022
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Revengeance

Revenge and Vengeance
"The act of attaining justice using violence"
"I carve my own path, You followed your wrath
But maybe we're both the same, The world has turned and so many have burned
But nobody is to blame, Yet staring across this barren wasted land
I feel new life will be born beneath the blood stained sand"

Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance Idk
by Tojo首相 June 3, 2022
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revenging

The sacred act of performing revenge so iconic that it causes great history and a shake to life
Alex was revenging on John because he teased Alex.
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the revenge mullen

Purposefully throwing up into someone else's pants who as wronged you during the night. See "mullen"
Kirk: Jordan is a dick so I'm gunna pull the revenge mullen on him.

Steve: That dude was so drunk he went off and did a revenge mullen in Ryan's cargos.
by David McFumbungler March 20, 2007
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Penis's Revenge

When you ignore your penis, don't fap for a long time, it gets angry and cums in sleeps, also known as wet dream.
Jack: Aww man!
Bob: What??
Jack: I was sleeping in bed, having a dream about the autistic kid at our school making a fool of himself. And suddenly I felt a warm n' wet sensation on my crotch. When I opened my pants, there was fucking CUM everywhere and my dick was pumping out jizz everywhere. FUCK!!!!
Bob: Just another Penis's Revenge.
by Fucknutter The 69420th December 6, 2021
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