Retard

Used to describe somebody who is disabled by stupidity; you call them that because they don't understand or care, only their moms do.

look at the kids in the special ed. classroom eating chalk; wow, that retard loves chalk.

by specs123 August 6, 2009

retard

Someone who does not know how to spell artard properly.

That guy is such a retard!

Don't you mean artard?

Oh yeah, right

by whatsupppppp! November 5, 2009

Retard

People's names that start with E or L

Ella is a retard! So is Lizzie

by My Shitter Hole October 28, 2019

retard

When you see a tumblr feminist crying their whale ass off, a kid laughing at nothing, or person who has no mental ailness doing some stupid shit.

tumblr feminist: Ok, so I'm mad at you racist sexist homophobic sexist whalist sizeist male heterophobes islamphobic fucks insulting me, I identify as a Yak-9P Fighter jet equipped with nonswept wings and 20mm cannons, with the pilot being Misha Yatobo blah blah blah blah hentai anime blah blah blah are you still listening blah blah males should die

Todd: She's a fucking retard.
Adam: Agreed.
Sam: Retards think alike.... *oncoming swarm of feminists*

by weird eye the science guy November 13, 2018

Retardation

A dangerous, sometimes fatal disease that makes you retarded.

Rodolfo suffers from the deadly disease known as retardation!

by whyisthisapassword May 28, 2018

Retard

A slur against autistic/other mentally-disabled people. It's often used by allistics (non- autistic people) as a joke or insult. Don't be that guy.

"LMAO, look at me, I'm a retard, durrrr!"
"Are you autistic?"
"Fuck no."
"Then stop being an ableist fuckwad, shit-for-brains."

by internetgay October 19, 2017

Retard

the friend you have who is incredibly stupid and idiotic and doesn't even realize it.

Retard: hey dude, whats Barack Obama's last name?
You: ..... you've got to be kidding me...
Retard: What??

by definitions to dumb words October 29, 2017