Retarded Funny

Used to describe somthing quite comical. Very Funny.

John: YO dawg that comic was Retarded Funny!
Joe: Nah dawg, but you's retarded fo usin that phrase
John: OUCH!

Retarded Funny by Princess Fiona July 2, 2007

Retarded Surprise

Dani: *Puts shorts on and reaches in pocket to find a dollar*

Jawsh: You lucky bastard, you just got a retarded surprise.

Retarded Surprise by J a w s h October 29, 2010

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Retarded-Hormonal-Monkey

A person, generally male, who preys on younger girls with an external intent of love and caring but with the hidden motive of sex. This person generally doesn't understand the feelings of females and when tries to comprehend may need to dump the girl, or perform a sexual act with another girl to rebuild his self-esteem

Girl 1: Hey I got with this guy the other day, he's so sweet and caring.
Girl 2: If I were you, I'd dump him right now, everyone knows he's a retarded-hormonal-monkey!

Retarded-Hormonal-Monkey by TheLegendThatBe October 8, 2011

Retarded booty

When ones booty is constantly jiggling even after the person has stopped moving.

Haley has a retarded booty

Retarded booty by Seniornegro August 8, 2013

retarded doge

A animal known as a cait or scooter who is a stubby leagged corgi and he is also retarded as fuck.

Did you see that retarded doge yesterday

retarded doge by MLG SCOOTER April 17, 2016

retarded banan

A retarded banan is a banan thats it not a funkunal member of our society. It is probely ofended if you find them beacuse ther live in grupps of five or six.

To get away retarded bananas You need Memz for your computer. A USB is best for the jobb and you plug the USB in the ass of the retarded banana.

Jeff- I have retarded Bananas.
Gangster prankster- yass, you have relly retarded.
Jeff- let's go to the store and get a USB.

retarded banan by Kaptenkalsipp May 22, 2017

retarded-tities

1. man and I thot she had a retarded tit 2. reject shit 3. idgaf

GUH dat issa a retarded-tities

retarded-tities by bish wtf idc idgaf August 10, 2017