mother queer

the mother of all queers or the biggest queer of them all.

Michael Hubbs is a mother queer.

by Kevin July 28, 2004

Super-Queer

A guy who most likely gets huge man pole up the butt every night. And smokes cocks like a cigar.

Cock-sucker/smoker.

Gayer than the gayest guy you know!

by Westview Student June 23, 2004

Queer Cake

Someone who's acting like a complete douche bag. Also used in a derogatory sense towards ass-pilots like Elton John (gay people u retards)

Fuck I had that Ozzy kid, he's such a queer cake who sucks fat dong

by sourdude13 January 14, 2006

queer basher

When a person is secretly gay but is too scared to say it to other people.

Mahommid is a queer basher so as Ronold

by Ronold October 26, 2005

earth queer

A radical environmentalist. Someone that is against logging, hunting, trapping and/or fishing.

"Who is that chained to the tree?"

"I don't know. Some 'earth queer' saying they want to save the spotted owl."

by Earth Queer September 22, 2013

queer shiver

When you take a shot of liquor and it doesn't agree 100% and you give that shiver.

Donna just took a shot of that cheap vodka and it gave her a queer shiver.

by Jonny Boococky August 15, 2010

Phone Queer

The act of talking on the phone with a female while hanging out with the guys. Usually happens on a guy night out. And its not just one call to check in. Its countless disappearing outside to make phone calls. Usually ends with said Phone Queer guy getting his feelings hurt since he is spending time with his phone and not drinking. Usually the most sober of the bunch. Basically a pussy.

The guy who is always on the phone with his girl while hanging out with his buddies. Yeah, he's the guy who is outside talking all quiet and sweet to his woman. Like he's making love to it. Fucking phone queer!

by kurleedaddee August 03, 2010