Front Puddle

Vaginal discharge as a result of intense excitement.

Yes, I haven't had pizza in weeks!! Look at my front puddle!

by PaddyWenzz April 15, 2016

Cuddle Puddle

When you’re too tired too move after intense and vigorous sex. So you decide to say fuck it and lay there with your significant other in each other’s cum, squirt, piss, vomit, or feces, etc.

Ex.

Tiffany: Hey, I was looking for you all night at the party! Where did you go?

Brittany: I have no idea I drank way too much and woke up in a cuddle puddle with the varsity baseball team!

by Qwertyuioplkio July 8, 2019

Puddle Of Flesh

Not unlike Plenty of Fish, POF also stands for Puddle of Flesh. POF is the substance that you turn in to and the sound that it makes when it happens.

Gordilia: "OMG! My BF just went POF!"

Larry: "What does that mean?"

Gordilia: "He turned in to a puddle of flesh!"

Larry: "Plop is the man who falls without bones!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 1, 2023

Puddle

When someone is so drunk they take the form of any vessel they happen to pass out in. They are essentially liquid and have little body control.

Joe polished off that fifth of tequila. Dude was a total puddle.

by Locoski September 15, 2015

Puddle

A wet, slippery surface on a floor.
Caused by a water spill.

Person #1: hey i saw a dude slip over a puddle
Person #2: yeah i saw that but another dude just slipped over a banana peel on the other side of town

by RandomDefiner#760 March 29, 2023

Cookie Puddle

To have multiple men inject their thick creamy man glue into a woman’s hoohah

“I heard that the football team had a big sopping cookie puddle with that hoe Chelsea”

by That hoe Chelsea August 6, 2021

Cuddle puddle

Where you cuddle in a post sex puddle of fluids

Jim always hated cuddle puddles, but Sandra would always snuggle up to him right after sex

by Toungeshy October 16, 2017