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The Procrastination Guild

A series of Google Groups and Forums started way back in 2005. They currently reside at http://procrastination.ipbfree.com/ , although the forum is largely dead, do to a move from a different forum hoster that didn't go over well.
The Procrastination Guild's many achievements include a gift shop, and the critically acclaimed title of "The Greatest Thing To Ever Happen, Ever".
Cpt. Amazing is a better poster that ihavnoclue on the Procrastination Guild
by Cpt. Amazing August 2, 2008
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Queen Procrastinator

The greatest female procrastinator in the world, who puts of all essential and non-essential activities until the last possible moment in time.

The woman with the best ability to challenge time to a contest, AND win.
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Procastinating

He's being an erling again. Procastinating forever
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procrastibation

1. Procrastination by a Biffle ;2. Procrastination through Masturbation; 3.The act of procrastination for an urge
by Rice Farmer March 17, 2005
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procranstonate

the act of procrastonating in mr. c's class.
mr c: what are you kids doing! slackers!
us: nothing!
mr c: don't procranstonate!
by devochka August 14, 2006
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Procrastibator

Someone who procrastinates and puts off their obligation to masturbate.
Man, I was in front of my computer for 8 hours last night and I didn't fap until right before I fell asleep. I'm such a procrastibator.
by Rumplekins May 27, 2009
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Procrapinate

1: frantically studying for something all while crapping.

it has been proven to study faster and more efficiently, and not just the study part...

2: Realizing one had a test that day so he asks to be excused to the loo. While on the toilet, he studies as much as possible.

other roots: Procrapination, procrap for short, crapinate (only studying and not actually using the toilet because one is not able to multitask), PC
Jim: hey how did your test go?
Sam: OMFGOMFG i got an A!
Jim: whaaat? i got a F!
Sam: well see, you did not procrapinate like i did before the test!
Jim: oh that is why i did not ace the test!
by yeahhhhimawesome January 27, 2011
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