PRESS

People use this term to say your mad or you tell someone else they're mad.

This man is pressed that I stole his girl ong.

by elgueroo February 5, 2021

Taint press

The act of pressing on the taint after urinating in order to get the extra dribbles out

After learning the taint press I never leave pee stains on my boxers!

by SausageMoose January 9, 2022

Danger Press Ups

The art of performing press ups naked (hats and scarves may be worn) upon someone's doorstep immediately after ringing their doorbell.

First started at the University of Birmingham in january 2010, where it took off immediately and grew to be a worldwide phenomenon by the middle of summer 2010.

Mate I did some briliant Danger Press Ups last night outside flat 23

by dpumaster May 17, 2011

Bench press

The bench press is the most alpha exercise to do apart from pull ups, to do bench press lay your ass on a flat bench and grab a barbell and press it up and down this exercise builds your chest shoulders and triceps, some people don’t do this exercise because of left shoulder pain

Do you have left shoulder pain? Yes when I bench press

by Hades 69 March 9, 2024

French press

A three way with two french guys.

Mon dieu, we really french pressed Jessy at the party.

by Delic July 18, 2017

Panini pressed

A slang term popularized by Gypsy Rose, referring to a woman's vagina feeling stressed or neglected due to a lack of sexual activity, often heightened by jealousy from seeing others in relationships.

"Ever since she started dating him, the other girls are panini pressed, frustrated because their own sex lives are non-existent."

by Gypsypanini June 13, 2024

pressed oysters

The act of a male pressing his testicles (penis held askew) against a transparent or translucent surface, rendering them flat and spread out, not unlike an oyster. The full scrotum would be against the surface. Commonly pressed surfaces include bus shelters, exgirlfriend's car windshields, and bar windows.

"So get this - we're waiting for the bus, and Brendan sees Stephanie coming our way, he totally drops his parachute pants and gives her the pressed oysters. It totally blew her away!"

"Richard showed the unsuspecting home improvement store girl his pressed oysters through the glass block he held against his waist. She was not pleased."

by lexicon_t October 28, 2013