by Turtlehore11666 May 17, 2017
The act of accidentally smearing some feces on the cuff of your shirt whilst hastily wiping your anus after defecation.
Luke: What's that brown mark on your cuff?
Andrew: Oh yeah, I was poo cuffing last night.
Luke: Dirty fucker.
Andrew: Oh yeah, I was poo cuffing last night.
Luke: Dirty fucker.
by Largest of Ds February 27, 2013
an exceptionally well compacted log, long and hard enough to bridge the u-bend in the toilet. occasional specimens are of sufficient length to breach the surface of the water; all are highly resistant to flushing. A free-standing monument to an epic lavatory achievement, that may last for days.
She had closed the cubicle door and was approaching the bowl, only to recoil in shock and horror, her mouth open and eyes wide with fear. Before her, the Structural Poo reared up from the water, a mighty totem to labours passed. She could only imagine the pain endured.
by poopal March 12, 2009
When you're out in public and go to the bathroom thinking you're only going to pee and a poo sneaks out making your 2 minute bathroom visit into 15 minutes.
Jenn went to the bathroom at the restaurant and came out 15 min later, her friends knew it was a case of the sneaker poo!
by Hudge72 May 06, 2017
Jeremy was totally "poo-spooning" that chick earlier. Probably got dingleberries all over his mushroom spear.
Syn.
ass-assault, butt-secks, crap-crimping, dooky-diving, erectile-excursion, fecal-fucking, gloryhole-in-one, hemorrhoid-hammering, irrigating-ass, johnson-jamming, korn-hole-killin', log-lodging, mierda-moviendo,
nug-nudging, orifice-obliteration, poop-pummeling,
quarry-quarrel, rim-ramming, shit-shredding and/or stabbing, turd-tickling, urethra-upheaval, vandalizing victor, wood-wammy, fuck x, yo-yoing, "the zoo-zipline"
Syn.
ass-assault, butt-secks, crap-crimping, dooky-diving, erectile-excursion, fecal-fucking, gloryhole-in-one, hemorrhoid-hammering, irrigating-ass, johnson-jamming, korn-hole-killin', log-lodging, mierda-moviendo,
nug-nudging, orifice-obliteration, poop-pummeling,
quarry-quarrel, rim-ramming, shit-shredding and/or stabbing, turd-tickling, urethra-upheaval, vandalizing victor, wood-wammy, fuck x, yo-yoing, "the zoo-zipline"
by Assy Johnson November 04, 2011
A poo that you take before you leave to go out to a party or on a night out, so that you won't need a shit later on.
Mike: I'm back, I was just having a safety poo, any of you guys need one? You can use my toilet..
Tom: No, I'm good, I had one before I came round.
Mike: Ben?
Ben: I tried but it just won't come out.
Tom: No, I'm good, I had one before I came round.
Mike: Ben?
Ben: I tried but it just won't come out.
by mikethompson February 15, 2009
The Art of public pooing. Urban pooing takes its humble beginnings from people taking urban poos after facing prolonged deprivation of public restrooms, most often while walking during a long night of drinking. When one has been depraved of a restroom for too great a time, they may decide to take their pooing to the next level.
Urban Pooing has several tenets to follow that will determine the beauty of an urban poo.
Tenets of Urban pooing
Lay it public- The more people who must bear witness to the urban poo, the better
Lay it well- Be creative, shock and awe the public with the clever placements of your poo
Lay it fast- Speed is key, to Lay quickly takes much more talent than some may think, in an urban setting, Laying the urban poo fast and efficiently is a key skill in the sport
Lay it large- Fat shits are always more impresive
Lay in the heavens- Lay your urban poos high in the heavens
Lay like a shadow- Never get caught, being caught in the act of urban pooing is the greatest shame one can receive
Urban Pooing has several tenets to follow that will determine the beauty of an urban poo.
Tenets of Urban pooing
Lay it public- The more people who must bear witness to the urban poo, the better
Lay it well- Be creative, shock and awe the public with the clever placements of your poo
Lay it fast- Speed is key, to Lay quickly takes much more talent than some may think, in an urban setting, Laying the urban poo fast and efficiently is a key skill in the sport
Lay it large- Fat shits are always more impresive
Lay in the heavens- Lay your urban poos high in the heavens
Lay like a shadow- Never get caught, being caught in the act of urban pooing is the greatest shame one can receive
guy 1- " Dude! me and my friend went urban pooing the other day"
guy 2- "what's urban pooing?"
guy 1- "it's like where you take shits in weird places and then tell people about it later for a good laugh"
Good examples of:
-Lay it well- On the inside of
-Lay in the heavens- Off buildings, bridges, etc, the higher the more heavenly.
-Lay it large- pretty self explanatory
guy 2- "what's urban pooing?"
guy 1- "it's like where you take shits in weird places and then tell people about it later for a good laugh"
Good examples of:
-Lay it well- On the inside of
-Lay in the heavens- Off buildings, bridges, etc, the higher the more heavenly.
-Lay it large- pretty self explanatory
by Chazz New Orleans February 21, 2011