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Purity Politics

Noun. A methodology used to determine if a person is trust-worthy in a context based on their answer to a single question.
A: Do you think the band Weezer is good?
B: Yes.
A: I no longer trust your music taste.
B: Fuck you and your purity politics man.
by rimlessGlasses October 1, 2019
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Polite Penis

An average sized, unoffensive looking penis. He's kind, considerate, and doesn't boast about his ego.
"Tyreese isn't like the other guys, he only has a polite penis."
by Wittypoet September 24, 2018
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Political Prostitute

- You heard about Urban Dictionary administration? They posts shit about Trump after his inauguration!
- Relax, buddy. They'll do it in next four years. Political prostitutes.
by Pcheloff January 25, 2017
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Trap Politics

A term used when you are misled to believe something, or act upon something that wasn't true or real, to begin with.
She invited you over, but didn't let you hit?! Dang, that's "Trap Politics".. Your bro said he had fire za, but it was blockwork?! Dang, that's "Trap Politics"..
by Trapenomics April 28, 2022
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Tactile politics

(Blanket Term) A politician/politically active individual's use of tactile, physical activity to bond or fight with other politicians/activists.
News: Some politicians are known to engage more in tactile politics than others.
by Idot11111 May 15, 2021
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Getting political

1. Being intimate or sexual with someone of the same sex.

2. Sexually fantasizing about someone of the same sex.

(Term created by Ray Morejon)
"Did you know John made out with Oliver last Tuesday?"
"Bro got political."

John was getting political, or being intimate or sexual with someone of the same sex, when he made out with Oliver last Tuesday.
by crispysouup May 30, 2023
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Political insanity

1: The chaos associated with politics
2: A perception problem where an individual's abilities to tell what is and is not real, tell right from wrong, and control their emotions are impaired because of how an individual's views and expectations about the world around them and other people's behavior are strongly shaped by their political ideology. They tend not to respect other people's opinions.
1: There is always so much political insanity occurring during election season, because the politicians always fight over things that tend to be quite pointless to the extent where it becomes annoying.
2: Marco tends to have a big issue with political insanity. He never listens to other people's views on politics and keeps asserting that they are wrong.
by Vanguard 1998 December 15, 2020
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