pocket peter

A portable dildo or vibrator easily able to be carried in a purse

Janice took her pocket peter with her on vacation when her boyfriend couldn't come along.

by camnewtownmvp May 25, 2012

Decimeter peter

An abnormally small penis.

Girl: "Let's see what we have here..."

*zip*

"Oh shit, how do you expect to fuck me with that decimeter peter?"

Guy: "Damn."

by chubblywubbly April 18, 2009

Peter-smoocher

A male/husband who is hiding that they are gay, finding a wife to keep it from family, friends, etc.. And gets caught shoving objects in their rectum in the middle of the night by their wife and denying any gay activity.

Damn, did you hear about her husband? He turned out to be a Peter-smoocher. That's wild huh?!

by Peter-smoochExWife! December 11, 2016

Peter Ye

A c h o n k y Chinese who flexes being #2 singles on the tennis team, but doesn't like to talk about how he lost 1 round into state. Tries to distract himself from his true love of KW by fantasizing over girls at math camp (can't get either of them).

"Hey, I like this girl but we're doing a scavenger hunt and I really want to win"
"What no, don't be a Peter Ye and screw it up!"

by SilverWWW November 20, 2019

Peter Patty

When you cum and or gizz on your hand and smack some poor person in the face.

Last night Mike was sleeping so I gave him a big Peter Patty.

by Aaron Kunkel December 9, 2008

Peter Totter

A threesome position with at least two men where they grab each other forearms doing a push and pull motion to create the back and forth motion for the third party in the middle.

Clayton and Logan had an amazing weekend running the Peter Totter on Carlos.

by JoonMoon April 13, 2021

Peter Roquefort

A salty character from the famous saga of books, called Skørdåt, and a weaty friend of mine, his popularity becomes by creating natural disasters like cummy rain, cocky metheorite or pussying tsunami. His name is used when you want to make reference to a friend that you admire.

Do you know Xavier? He's so Peter Roquefort

by Xupin April 1, 2022