Bees Pecker

So small it is microspic.

He beat me by a bees pecker!

by Stephanie 1 July 26, 2018

DOG PECKER FLIES

A close family member to the fruit fly, but lacks discernment. Rather than gravitate to the sweet and sticky goodness of a booze bottle or fermenting raisin juice, the DOG PECKER FLY prefers to swarm around the swollen testicles of mangy dogs, too hot and apathetic to rid themselves of these pests.

Good Lord! Look at that swarm of DOG PECKER FLIES on MushHead's ball sac! Guess the only thing he's going to be humping is a bucket of Vaseline!

by Sausage Neck Pete July 6, 2022

crooked pecker

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.

Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"

by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016

pecker smooch

Someone who gets pissed at a smart ass

And kisses the cock and squeeze it with a wrench

One day anthony was being a smart ass bitch so Jane kissed his pecker and squeezed it with a wrench pecker smooch

by Masterpapav95 August 3, 2017

Peckers Peck

When you are having sexual intercourse with the hole in a bird house and a bird pecks your pecker (penis) and you get a cut

Me: dude my dick hurts so bad
Mike: what’d you do bro
Me: I got the worst peckers peck last night from diseased grandmas birdhouse

Mike: how many times do I have to tell you to stop fucking bird houses

by I_have_Lupus_7 February 24, 2019

Wood pecker

I mans penis when it's hard

Josh just looked at that blonde down there kpnow he has got a wood pecker

by The_1st_killer October 1, 2017

Pussy-pecker

One who uses their tongue, chin, or nose as a pecking device - similar to that of a woodpecker - to stimulate a woman's (or animal's) pussy.

There's nothing like blowing your nose the day after a good pussy-pecking.
I heard Mike is a pussy-pecker.
I'm fixin' to go out to the barn and give that werecow a pussy-peckin'.

by - The NonGoggleGuy - April 24, 2019