pecker smooch

Someone who gets pissed at a smart ass

And kisses the cock and squeeze it with a wrench

One day anthony was being a smart ass bitch so Jane kissed his pecker and squeezed it with a wrench pecker smooch

by Masterpapav95 August 3, 2017

Pussy-pecker

One who uses their tongue, chin, or nose as a pecking device - similar to that of a woodpecker - to stimulate a woman's (or animal's) pussy.

There's nothing like blowing your nose the day after a good pussy-pecking.
I heard Mike is a pussy-pecker.
I'm fixin' to go out to the barn and give that werecow a pussy-peckin'.

by - The NonGoggleGuy - April 24, 2019

pecker sniffin' faggot

A clueless person who is clearly stupid.

That guy over there is a real pecker sniffin' faggot. He's a real psf.

by anonymous March 17, 2021

Wood pecker

I mans penis when it's hard

Josh just looked at that blonde down there kpnow he has got a wood pecker

by The_1st_killer October 1, 2017

Pecker lick

Someone who is obviously a looser or a "chicken". Someone who will not "go with the crowd" or will not "jump of the bridge because everyone else is doing it and having fun" or just simply someone who ruins all the fun and licks pecker.

*"Don't be a pecker lick!!!"
*" I don't mean to be a pecker lick, I just love sucking the fun out of everything. Sorry everyone."

by Kandace0508 February 21, 2009

wreaked pecker

Undiagnosed sexual infection

Guy, I gotta get checked out! Chick i was with on the weekend gave me a bad case of wreaked pecker,

Girl, I think that Guy I was with on the weekend had a bad case or wreaked pecker, I better get a check out.

by epycrate February 4, 2010

Pecker-whacker

Interchangable with wang-whacker, tallywhacker or bird chopping utensil, also might have been used like many other insults or rhyming insults.

Maybe after a very extensive observation period, I fear they might try to harm me tallywhacker with all these pecker-whackers with their pecker-whacking utensils. They have harmed my duck and now I have reason to believe they're sending the birds of prey level pecker-whacker dragoons.

by S'got"MostLike08TarotMagician" April 28, 2023