The act in which an abnormally fat woman sits and shits on a man's back. She then grinds on his back and takes a blowtorch and heats up the end of the rubbed-in shit to harden it. The rubbed-in shit on his back will result in looking like a peanut butter pie.
by Nutter Butter Butt Nut April 5, 2020

An acronym standing for "Person beats his meat." This phrase can only be used when you either see someone beating his meat OR as a curse.
by heccu-chan May 16, 2018

by Frostitute February 27, 2015

To have unprotected sex with your peanut butter jar.
John: What are you gonna do this friday?
Tim: I'm gonna do a "safe peanut butter friday".
John: wdym by that?
John: What are you gonna do this friday?
Tim: I'm gonna do a "safe peanut butter friday".
John: wdym by that?
John: What are you gonna do this friday?
Tim: I'm gonna do a "unsafe peanut butter friday".
John: wdym by that?
Tim: I'm gonna do a "unsafe peanut butter friday".
John: wdym by that?
by mike millson November 27, 2022

The act of ejaculating on a persons face, and before they have the opportunity to clean up, throw a handful of birdseed at their face. The ejaculate will cause the bird seed to stick, much like a pine cone bird feeder.
Last night I hooked up with this girl from the bar- when she was distracted, I gave her a Merrifield peanut butter pinecone.
by Jack446 May 7, 2020

by Brian618 March 8, 2016

by Dj ryde March 1, 2020
