by gay white bat October 30, 2018
Get the daisy pallanes mug.The feeling a competitive person might experience while using the app Strava: uncomfortably haunting, being watched, followed and judged by other competitive Strava users (strava wankers) based on one's performance.
Might ultimately provoke performance burn-out and/or loss of enjoyment of recreational sportive activities due to a predominantly kudo-focused attitude.
Might ultimately provoke performance burn-out and/or loss of enjoyment of recreational sportive activities due to a predominantly kudo-focused attitude.
Simong: Hey guys, you heard that Fred said he wouldn't enjoy cycling anymore and is private on Strava now?
Kongo: Yeah, the poor lad suffers from severe Strava paranoia and can only enjoy exercise with top performance levels on Strava.
Kongo: Yeah, the poor lad suffers from severe Strava paranoia and can only enjoy exercise with top performance levels on Strava.
by glrd May 16, 2020
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by Wario Defines January 19, 2021
Get the Alt-Paranoia mug.“Karen how do you feel today?”
“I feel a bit naff actually, but I got pinged by the app yesterday so I think it’s just ping paranoia”
“I feel a bit naff actually, but I got pinged by the app yesterday so I think it’s just ping paranoia”
by JonE28 July 15, 2021
Get the Ping Paranoia mug.To feel fear, or to feel threatened, from a situation that you have little control over or that you are not directly affected by. The overwhelming fear is usually not caused by the situation itself but by people exaggerating information to make you obsess over what's going on.
Bystanders Paranoia (or Citizens Paranoia) is different from feeling legitimate fear for yourself and your loved ones due to an outside force that has a significant of hurting you.
Bystanders Paranoia is fear that is, most of the time, brought on by political discourse, in which news sources and journalists over-hype to get you to feel more dependent on said news sources.
The fear will then cause the affected to spend every moment of their time focusing on nothing but how the news tells them to feel about the situation, afraid and unsafe.
Those affected by Bystanders Paranoia will be unable to recognize that the people telling them these stories are only manipulating their fear to get them to listen to more monotonous, disingenuous reports on the situation.
Bystanders Paranoia (or Citizens Paranoia) is different from feeling legitimate fear for yourself and your loved ones due to an outside force that has a significant of hurting you.
Bystanders Paranoia is fear that is, most of the time, brought on by political discourse, in which news sources and journalists over-hype to get you to feel more dependent on said news sources.
The fear will then cause the affected to spend every moment of their time focusing on nothing but how the news tells them to feel about the situation, afraid and unsafe.
Those affected by Bystanders Paranoia will be unable to recognize that the people telling them these stories are only manipulating their fear to get them to listen to more monotonous, disingenuous reports on the situation.
Boy 1: I'm kind of worried about Leann, she been doing nothing but watching CNN and reading ABC News for days. She always seems like she's terrified of something.
Girl 1: I think those news channels gave her Bystanders Paranoia. Poor thing.
Boy 2: I fucking hate journalists. All of them are fags.
Girl 1: I think those news channels gave her Bystanders Paranoia. Poor thing.
Boy 2: I fucking hate journalists. All of them are fags.
by chatterbug779 August 1, 2021
Get the Bystanders Paranoia mug.Bala palaniyappan means world's dangerous poison. This poison doesn't have an antidote. Basically those who have a name bala that they always live in a confused state & also they confuse every one constantly. So if u had a chance to see this kind of person in your life time pray to god for a clear mind to handle them.
Example
Boy : I need a boll
Shop keeper : what kind of a boll are you looking for.
Boy : I want a big, long talking boll
Shop keeper : 😲😵 i never heard a about a talking boll before in my life sir. Do u ever seen any kind of that before
Boy : yes all my friends have one.
Shop keeper : Ooo wow can u give me any details where did they brought it from.
Boy : ??!!!!.... All my friends brought the boll from your shop
Shop keeper : (shocked) no I don't have any thing like that... I never seen one before.
Other customer : can u bill this one pls...
Boy : yes this is the one I'm talking about...
Shop keeper : what... R u kidding me this is a talking doll... Not a boll
Boy : ya I asked this from the beginning 😅
Shop keeper : well do u know bala palaniyappan ?
Boy : yes I'm bala palaniyappan ???
Shop keeper : Ooo god... I knew I will meet bala today
Boy : & how do u know that?
Shop keeper : cause my today's zodiac sign says this is going to be my most confusing day in my life.
Boy : I need a boll
Shop keeper : what kind of a boll are you looking for.
Boy : I want a big, long talking boll
Shop keeper : 😲😵 i never heard a about a talking boll before in my life sir. Do u ever seen any kind of that before
Boy : yes all my friends have one.
Shop keeper : Ooo wow can u give me any details where did they brought it from.
Boy : ??!!!!.... All my friends brought the boll from your shop
Shop keeper : (shocked) no I don't have any thing like that... I never seen one before.
Other customer : can u bill this one pls...
Boy : yes this is the one I'm talking about...
Shop keeper : what... R u kidding me this is a talking doll... Not a boll
Boy : ya I asked this from the beginning 😅
Shop keeper : well do u know bala palaniyappan ?
Boy : yes I'm bala palaniyappan ???
Shop keeper : Ooo god... I knew I will meet bala today
Boy : & how do u know that?
Shop keeper : cause my today's zodiac sign says this is going to be my most confusing day in my life.
by John Bosco Francis November 24, 2021
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