Parker NoseTalk 

A tignish man who talks out his nose, very high pitched and scratchy

Did you just hear that high pitch scratchy noise, that’s just Parker NoseTalk

Parker NoseTalk by Salty bastard August 11, 2022

PARKER YEE 

A FORM OF UR MOM IS FAT

shut up u PARKER YEE lover

PARKER YEE by BOOGUE MAN September 27, 2022

Parker Lee Bennett

A stupid n***** with blonde hair and brown eyes. An egocentric bastard with stupid facial expressions that somehow don't even outweigh his immense stupidity. Parker will leave you in the dust as his stupid triple chin blasts off into space. Always somehow manages to ruin a group joke, even when the continuation of the joke is laid out right in front of him on a carboard wafer. Uses "smart" words/phrases, to make himself seem like he knows what the FUCK he is talking about when he doesn't have a clue. Way too competitive over stupid things just like one of his other friends (TJA). Won't explicitly say the n word, but will say lots of racist things, including defending people that should DEFINITELY not be defended.

Josh: Hey Parker, what you doin?
Parker Lee Bennett: YOUR SISTER!!
Josh: But.. I don't have a sister
Parker Lee Bennett: *smirk* You will in nine months!!! *smugly*
Josh: So.. you fucked sperm..?
Parker Lee Bennett:

Josh:

Parker Lee Bennett by 9090alex January 6, 2023

Parker Lang 

a cool man who loves pizza tower and has a massive penis

Parker lang is such a cool guy who plays alot of pizza tower.

Parker Lang by animan_lover4322 April 11, 2023

parker treu 

a big hot man

god that big hot man is big and hot, hes a parker treu

parker treu by parker treu April 27, 2023

Parker Flaster

Parker is a guy who loses his shoes. EVERY DAY. Obsessed with Top G

Parker Flaster stole my dad.

Parker Flaster by ieatchocolatesauce May 25, 2023

parker micheal allen 

The most amazing boy on the planet. He is a loving, respectful, and kind person who will make your life better than when he wasn't in it. He is determined to make his place in the world and very committed to his school and grades. One of the most hard working people that is a working role-model to what everyone should aspire to be.

"Wow did you see Kat's boyfriend! It was Parker Micheal Allen!"
"Parker Micheal Allen is easily the smartest guy on campus"

parker micheal allen by RisingPheonix July 5, 2023