Paimon

1.A puny little melon

2. a type of fish

1. my friend told me that the vegetable stores are holding a special offer, for every basket of fruit you buy you get a free Paimon,

2. i went fishing today and caught a Paimon. it was this big.

by Noelle_Chivalric February 17, 2023

pahro

what engineer calls pyro

allistair : pahro
rob : shut the fuck up i swear to fuckinh god

by rob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! February 22, 2023

pair of js

Blowjob and hand job

She’s gonna give you a pair of js

by anonymous February 24, 2023

Padrony

One who will only smoke Padrone Cigars

Dude, your such a douchebag Padrony

by Padrony March 23, 2023

paroll

A supervised "let's see if you can be a good boy now" release from da slammer after having served time for either a baking infraction or partaking of a straw-padded bouncy-bouncy wif a farmer's daughter up in da loft of da family's barn.

Against da terms of my early release, I baked some excessively-sugared croissants to bribe da horse-girl chick next-door to gigglingly accompany me up to da hay-loft in their barn and spread her legs for me ---- talk about a double paroll-violation!

by QuacksO March 25, 2023

Pair-Of-Docks-Paradox

-verb pEUH+ Ov + DOKS + PARR + UH + DOKS
somebody going back into the past and constructs a dock at any given shore at a body of water, going back into the future then convincing the people of modern day to build another dock next to the one you built in the past to commemorate it’s long lasting time and usage

"I caused a Pair-Of-Docks-Paradox recently to honor my favorite lake founded in Michigan"

by ForestGuy July 21, 2023

paidophile

A paidophile is a person who is paid way too much for everything, and they always tend to value nobody other than themselves!

Damn! That paidophile owns most of New York City! He is such a paidophile!

by JanegroWMST1986 September 3, 2023