Pinch A Loaf

Not to be confused with the squirts or explosive diarrhea. A nice solid toilet stopping dump.

Me: Bro I was spitting game at this milf at the bar and she wanted me to come back to her place and watch a movie but damn my tummy was rumbling.
Bro: Oh shit if you Pinch A Loaf and stop up her toilet you better dip out if she doesn’t have a plunger.

by FuckingTrickyBiscuit April 22, 2021

pinching the mint

A unisex euphemism for masterbation

My mom thought I was pinching the mint when I was just picking the mint.

by DragoonChef May 21, 2024

Pinching a No-Shitter

To go all day without taking a shit, in reference to baseball's "pitching a no hitter".

John was so busy at work today, he was pinching a no-shitter.

by jhook October 25, 2012

Pinch

Getting shalllocked by 60 men from behind

I thought I was gonna win color war but then they pinched me.

by Heirypinch505 August 6, 2023

new pinch

When someone buys or gets something new

Oh wow that’s such a cool shirt, new pinch

by Actionreplayy September 11, 2021

Pinching her sushi

Slang for female masturbation

Debbie couldn’t meet me today she was too busy pinching her sushi

by Akd148 May 11, 2025

nose pinch

Pinching someones nose shut with your fingers, or a tool in order to limit their air supply.

Can be done in an innocent matter fueld by adoration or the lust to tease.

However, little to surprise, it's getting more frequent in porn where the dominant controls the submissive.
I.E. bdsm and breathplay, mostly oralsex in order to gain erotic satisfaction.

Lotte was giving so sweet head, and I couldn't refrain from pinching her cute nose softly!
Mmmh!
That look she gave me, with her nose pinched and her mouth full!
A look of total surrender and trust!

by Helmut7100 November 6, 2017