Clam-block

Verb. Female equivalent to "cock-block." A clam or vagina is blocked from being entered; when intercourse is blocked from said female by her girlfriend(s), long term friend zone male, competing and less desired male, or act of god.

Still in the throes of post-break-up depression, Sally clam-blocked Becky at the party, so she wouldn't have to watch Gilmore Girls and cry into a bag of Dorritto flavored icecream alone.

by roadrunner23 November 30, 2014

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Pod-blocked

One who prevents another from playing their iPod on the stereo amongst a group of people.

I was playing music on the stereo with my iPod when Phil out of nowhere plugged in his iPod. Phil "pod-blocked" me, that prick.

by 1DaftPunk April 14, 2012

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Adult Block

An instinctual filtration of what is spoken about among friends when adults are around.

I was talking about sex with my friends, but then my parent's came home and we had to stop. Major Adult Block!

by MrCoolDude12313i12390 March 2, 2010

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socket blocking

Similar to cock blocking, but used for women. Taken from a nerdy reference in programming to blocking sockets.

Tiffany was socket blocking Blanche all night, because she was jealous of the attention the guys at the bar were giving her.

by phlapjack November 29, 2011

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Block Season

time of year when a person decides to spend indoors with their mate. This said mate is considered a block or a woman large in size. Usually lasts from October to late February in most cases.

In spring and summer months, slimmer women are preferred.

Ray: Damn homie, what's with all these fat chicks you've been dating lately?

Carl: Man, its Block Season bro. Its cold outchea... gotta stay warm, g.

Ray: Word.

by Phones Malone December 15, 2010

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