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Beer's Law

Studying for a test or doing homework while beer is involved, making difficult classes such as physical chemistry more bearable. Classes involved can be any class that is deemed difficult.

Also can be referred to as A = ebc, which is the real Beer's law used in chemistry, where A is absorbance, e is the extinction coefficient, b is the path length, and c is the concentration.

It is useful to use this definition to indicate beer is involved in public places where it is not appropriate to speak of such things.
Person A : Hey man you do that p. chem homework last night?

Person B: Naw man, i'ma hit it up tonight with my buddies using Beer's law, u game?
by Vack March 4, 2010
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American Beer

What the rest of the world knows as water.
I thought I asked for a beer, not a dasani.
by PL4E May 13, 2005
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beer farts

Beer farts are the product of drinking too much beer, especially but not exclusively bitter.

They are incredibly smelly and frequent, and make your bum itch.

Beer farts are the worst thing to develop on a date, unless you feel comfortable blaming noxious odours on your partner.
John: "Bloody hell Jim, after those bitters last night I've been farting all morning!"
Jim: "Me too - the beer farts are coming thick and fast!"

What's that smell? Beer farts.

Man: "It's so good of you to agree to go out with me."
{Cue uncontrollable beer farts}
Woman: "Was that you?"
Man: "No you smelly ogre, it was you!"
by Jamie Douglas January 20, 2007
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beer bogganing

The common Canadian practice of consuming alcoholic beverages and tobogganing on local hills, an important rite of passage into high school for many Canadian students.
I went beer bogganing once and can attest to the fun of it. I fell down and hurt myself, but not too badly.
by Greg Wester January 15, 2006
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root beer

Previously used in the pharmaceutical industry (much like Dr. Pepper), this delicious nectar now comes in nearly 300 flavors, and is microbrewed with nearly as much vigor as its alcholic cousin, pure beer. Root beer is so named due to it's ingredients, including berries, spices, and actual roots and stems from various plants.
IBC is possibly the finest, mass-produced root beer on the planet.
by Bill Grove December 8, 2003
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Cheers in beers

sitting with your friends in a bar, and for some reason everyone starts being a little too quiet, yell out "CHEERS IN BEERS!"
by HexarZ August 9, 2007
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Beer Asshole

More accurate form of beer snob. Snobs tend to believe one brand is best and will not try others. for instance Joe Dipshit claims to be a beer drinker yet will only drink Bud Light. That is a beer snob. A beer asshole on the other hand enjoys the flavor of beer and tries a huge variety. A beer asshole will also speak truthfully about a bad beer(aka anything Budweiser miller coors).
Beer assholes are intelligent enough to try a beer and make up their own mind if it sucks.
by beerish August 1, 2014
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