The God of Family Abandonment
Did your Dad go off to the store to get the milk? He was there...
Was the last time you've seen your Dad seventeen years ago? He was there...
Do you just so happen to be lactose intolerant? He was there...
Did your birthday just so happen to fall on a Tuesday? He was there...
Did your Dad go off to the store to get the milk? He was there...
Was the last time you've seen your Dad seventeen years ago? He was there...
Do you just so happen to be lactose intolerant? He was there...
Did your birthday just so happen to fall on a Tuesday? He was there...
Son: Why did you take my dad Mr. Milk Man?
The Milk Man: 'Cause 'twas Tuesday my man... 'twas Tuesday. . .
The Milk Man: 'Cause 'twas Tuesday my man... 'twas Tuesday. . .
by Worcestersh1re December 05, 2022
by sms boys June 03, 2009
by kpopkoala September 03, 2014
Would you like some tranny milk with your coffee?
by Darklordnovice February 14, 2016
by TheFarmerBoyX June 13, 2021
Billy: I have a gun, do you want to see it?
Sallie: Sure, what kind is it?
Billy: It's a Milk pistol. Sometimes it takes kinda long to shoot, but I think you'll be ok. Let me show you how it works.
Sallie: Sure, what kind is it?
Billy: It's a Milk pistol. Sometimes it takes kinda long to shoot, but I think you'll be ok. Let me show you how it works.
by HonkeyDonkeyDoo March 13, 2018
A Milk Cow is a female bovine specifically breed to maximise milk production for human consumption, typical attributes include large udders. The Milk Cow starts to lactate (produces milk) after her first calf and to maintain lactation is breed periodically to produce other calf’s.
A Milk Cow is also a BDSM / Fetish term for a submissive female, typically is a Master / submissive relationship dynamic, who breasts are encouraged to become enlarged by the continual production of milk.
A Milk Cow is also a BDSM / Fetish term for a submissive female, typically is a Master / submissive relationship dynamic, who breasts are encouraged to become enlarged by the continual production of milk.
Before her first child the Milk Cow had 34B breasts, 6 months after her first borne she was a 36 DD, when her milk started to dry up after 9 months, she conceived again.
by Tiger-eye June 26, 2020