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Crawlback number

The phone number you use to call up your ex to try to get back together with them.
"So, after your ex told you that you're a failure as a man, that you were a failure as a husband, and that you would've been a failure as a father, you're still going to try to get back together with her? How are you even going to reach her? I thought she blocked you from everything."
"I think I still have her cell in my incoming call history, so I'll just use that as a crawlback number."
by Tochterlieber September 21, 2014
mugGet the Crawlback numbermug.

Diversity Numbers

Diversity Numbes is a phrase used by the elite to describe the degree to which a business’s or organization's workforce is not straight, white and male.

In most contexts, a workforce is considered diverse if it comprises a large contingent of non-white, non-male and non-heterosexual workers, but this is by no means a general rule, as evidenced by the tendency of Asians to be counted as "white" in some contexts and "non-white" in other contexts.

Many organizations, Google for example, game their diversity numbers by hiring a large contingent of "LGBTQ" workers who are white, and thus avoid the need to hire black people.

The phrase came into popular usage through its frequent appearances in Gawker, where it was used to measure the diversity of Silicon Valley firms.
Sam Biddle: "Facebook's diversity numbers are in, and they're terrible"

John Taylor: "What's wrong with them"

Sam Biddle: "They're really, really white"

John Taylor: "But it says here that the're 30% Asian. Also, isn't Facebook run by Jews?"

Sam Biddle: "yeah, Asians don't count, and Jews are white"
by Josh G September 26, 2014
mugGet the Diversity Numbersmug.

Number Three

That's a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree
I gotta go, Take a Number Three
That's a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree
by Biggie JT October 1, 2022
mugGet the Number Threemug.

Number One

Number one is a way of mentioning a crush/person to your friends without your partner finding out.
I saw number one today, she/he is so fit!
by The Gull January 6, 2021
mugGet the Number Onemug.

lunch number

your identity to the school for the rest of your life
school: you're 99*** for the rest of your life now
me:okay
those are the first numbers to my lunch number so therefor they identify me forever now
by raybeez March 29, 2022
mugGet the lunch numbermug.

Trump Number

The distance from the first comment you see on a post/thread on social media until someone (or bots) posts something irrelevant (usually insulting and negative) about President Donald Trump.

USAGE:

Logical fallacy/pathos/emotional appeal aimed at attacking credibility.

This is usually said by a SJW/NPC/BOT in an attempt to gain attention and synthetic social justice points by virtue signaling, and is usually followed up by insulting anyone that disagrees with them by either calling them a racist, a sexist, a bigot, or a troll; unjustly and presumptively implying ignorance and negativity towards anyone that supports Donald Trump. Generally after insulting they will not defend their argument, or insults, or will refuse to provide information as to why or how they drew their conclusion. Might tell you to "google it", or find out yourself.
Wow, the Trump Number was only 1 on the How to article about how to make a coconut smoothie. The person said, "Looks like another white male Trump supporter"

The first comment on the post about the first picture of a black hole was, "That is amazing, what a scientific achievement!", while the second post I saw was, "Maybe we can see the black hole in Trump's mind". Making the Trump Number for this post 2.
by Dao Man April 11, 2019
mugGet the Trump Numbermug.

Number lore

Something everyone keeps stealing and claiming as theirs. Mike salcedo only got to 2
Guy 1: NUMBER LORE IS MINE!!1
Guy 2: NO I OWN IT!!1!1!1
Mike Salcedo: *bruh*
by HelloImDavid June 22, 2023
mugGet the Number loremug.

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