Johnny Gomes

Average baseball player at best who is usually a liability to his team but then miraculously hits the home run of his life to win a playoff series thus ruining everything about baseball. This is a common occurrence in baseball and it often ruins the better team from winning the playoff series. Johnny Gomes will never have to buy a beer in the city of Boston for the rest of his life.

Idiot Friend: Puig just hit a 3 run homer to beat the Brewers in game 7
Me: Fuck that pitcher for letting him Johnny Gomes his team. What a loser.

by TheUndisputedTruth October 21, 2018

Johnny Bravo

Someone you see everywhere but never interact with

That guy’s become a total Johnny Bravo figure in my life! I see him everywhere but we’ve never spoken

by Almostfriday May 12, 2022

Pulled a Johnny

An action when you (either by accident or on purpose) inhale a portion of another person’s line as you are doing yours.

How high are you bro, You just Pulled a Johnny!

by Eel WJ September 2, 2018

Little Johnny

That's the name of the famous Circus Chimp adopted by a Mormon family and legally adopted as a family member in 1962 after he was left behind in Salt Lake City as the Barnum and Bailey train headed west following their local appearance.

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EXAMPLES:

"LITTLE JOHNNY, quit shittin' bananas on the couch, dammit!"
"Get your fingers outta yer ass, LITTLE JOHNNY. Don't go homo on me now!"
"Behave, LITTLE JOHNNY, or Gladys will make me get rid of you."
"I warned you not to be drinkin' out of my toilet, LITTLE JOHNNY."
"Bye-bye. Good bye, LITTLE JOHNNY. I loved you for awhile.

by Bongo Cholomongo September 19, 2006

johnny depp

two words: DAMN FINE

If every guy looked like Johnny Depp there would be no lesbians in the world.

by Michelle October 2, 2003

Johnny Depp

hottest man alive. A man of talent. The best actor in the world. Sexist man alive.

"Johnny Depp is mega hot"

by Pirate lover July 14, 2004

soggy johnny

the act of putting cereal(preferably frosted flakes) in a willing female companions snatch, once they become evenly coated in her wet cave you release your man mustard to soggy them and recoat with frosty goodness

"Jim: yo what happened last night?"
"Tim: i got hungry in the middle of the night and went down stairs for frosted flakes but could finish them so i gave her the ol' soggy johnny"
"Tim: niceee"

by jimbone bonebag March 3, 2008