Block Season

time of year when a person decides to spend indoors with their mate. This said mate is considered a block or a woman large in size. Usually lasts from October to late February in most cases.

In spring and summer months, slimmer women are preferred.

Ray: Damn homie, what's with all these fat chicks you've been dating lately?

Carl: Man, its Block Season bro. Its cold outchea... gotta stay warm, g.

Ray: Word.

by Phones Malone December 15, 2010

Chat Blocked

When your in a chatroom having cyber-sex and someone enters and ruins the "mood".

I was tottaly having CS with Kittygirl9464 but hotmanforchicks67 freaken came in and chat blocked me.

by Alix McQ October 11, 2008

socket blocking

Similar to cock blocking, but used for women. Taken from a nerdy reference in programming to blocking sockets.

Tiffany was socket blocking Blanche all night, because she was jealous of the attention the guys at the bar were giving her.

by phlapjack November 29, 2011

Blocks Moment

That one person that think he is so funny but really isnt. Usually their names are something like "blockseverywere" or "squidy"

Blockseverywere.. what a Blocks Moment

by Megaman1231 April 28, 2022

guru block

When a Narcissistic ex-teacher disowns a student for becoming an individual.
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"Hey, you presenting at the convention this year ?"

"Nah. Got serious guru block.."

by capsule May 28, 2016

T-Block

Gang members who live in Thorntown, IN

“I heard he bangin GD down on T-Block”

by 85 Sizzurp June 2, 2021

IO-Blocks

A Children’s Toy that can be used for sex toys, presentations on sex, and to have sex with.

“Why do the sheets have cum?” Said Mom. Billy replied”I made a sex toy with IO-Blocks, then proceeded to use it.”

by Derpechue September 17, 2019