Happy Nelson

A bowel movement that is so explosive that it causes you to cum uncontrollably.

Hey Stacy, I would go out with you tonight, but I happy nelsoned my pants in the bathroom.

by mikethememegod April 22, 2024

Nelson

Universal term for someone who is a messer of the highest order.

Got a head gasket gone again ! Fuck of Nelson you messer

by anonymous September 8, 2020

Nelsoned

When the Unturned server fuck up and Nelson Sexton fucked up.

WE HAVE BEEN NELSONED

by Fishy Fried Dishy November 21, 2018

Nelson

A man who has one of the smallest penis' in the world . If you were to have sex with a Nelson you wouldn't feel anything.

"Nelson I can't feel it!!"

by Nelson Gilbourne June 26, 2019

Nelson Street

A place you do NOT want to be at no PART during the day/night. If you go on Nelson Street you might as well text your parents "Sorry for dying before you". Nelson Street is the REAL LIFE WARZONE.

Lars: Where did Gage go?
Harley: I think he took the shortcut down Nelson Street.
Lars: Shit, I wonder what casket we are going to get him.

by ReidOnNelsonStreet December 11, 2021

nelson crow

a farmer who makes bank and gets big penis

caleb: hey dude have you seen nelson crow?

Queer kid: yeah hes out working hard!

by nelsons juice January 27, 2022

Nelson

When player tosses a bag and smacks it into the front of the board during a Cornhole match.

We would have won that match, but Adam threw a Nelson and blew it.

by Shiloh Shenanigans July 20, 2023