Mershaq

Half mermaid, half walrus, and half Shaquille O'Neal.

I missed the bus, but just then a mershaq appeared and gave me a ride to school.

Thanks Mershaq your the best!

by iplaywithsquirls February 1, 2008

mudshark

muhd-shark (n) a feces.

I walked into the bathroom and found the toilet full of mudhsarks swimming around.

by expurg8d July 12, 2003

Marshall

FAT. SLOW. STUPID
GORDO. LENTO. TONTO
If you are blessed with the last name of Marshall, your are stupid and fat. You are a good person that likes to go fast. You also have the chance of having down syndrome and a mom named Ingrid. Everyone loves you and hates you. Sometimes you smell.

Peter Marshall

by Bryan Abrams January 5, 2011

Mudsharking

Despite the common misconception of the noun mudshark, the verbified term is simply the act of a spirited man taking his pride and joy into the treacherous, marshy depths of a female’s anal cavity. Attack mode can produce unwanted outcomes, for her anyways, such as anal fissures, anal prolapse, or anal seepage. Always important to test the waters a few times before proceeding to avoid these unsightly results.

Friend 1: "Hey bud, how was your fishing trip with you wife last weekend?"
Friend 2: "Man, we had to call the mudsharking getaway off early."
Friend 1: "Shit man what happened?"
Friend 2: "Aw you know my shark bite too hard and she started bleeding profusely.
Friend 1: "Oh, yeah hate it when that happens."

by PickitNFlickit August 26, 2016

marshall mathers III

over-rated, over-opinionated sycophant that targets kids to make a quick buck by swearing and hating his parents

see eminem,50 cent and most R&B artists that have appeared over the last 5 years...

by Vikku May 13, 2005

Marshall

Teens go to walmart ,the 3 screened theatre, or cruise the tiny bit of strip there is, and adults drink and get stoned. Home to many hicks who reeeeally like to drink. This tiny town of 12,000 is sprinkled with white trash and snobby doctors on pill hill. Everywhere you need to get is in walkable distance for the most part.

I grew up in po-dunk Marshall with my alcoholic parents, but I loved it.

by Marshall girl April 4, 2009

mushan

A stupid retard who thinks "squoze" is a word.

Mushan is very stupid. "squoze" is not a word.

by anaonymous January 16, 2005