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Murphy's Law of Food-Flavor

"The better something tastes and/or the more filling it is, the worse it is for you." (Well, duhhh...!) Similar to when you are given a spoonful of medicinal syrup and it tastes absolutely terrible, and so you figure that it MUST be good for you. (And of course, that may indeed be true sometimes, but I wonder if a lot of times it's merely somewhat of a placebo effect --- your body just hurries up and gets well so that it doesn't hafta stomach the tortures of gagging down any more of that horrid bitter/sour elixir!)
I love rich sumptuous foods like burgers and fries, but my hippie-guru doctor put me on a diet of yucky-tasting bean sprouts and tofu --- talk about a classic case of Murphy's Law of Food-Flavor!
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Brady Murphy

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murphied

You sit down on the can only to find out too late there is no toilet paper. (old school)
The last dump I took I got murphied.
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brooke murphy

someone who is beautiful and sweet and belongs to tyler cutts
wow that’s tylers girlfriend brooke murphy
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The Murphy

When you are on all fours over a sleeping girl. As you stare directly into her eyes you begin urinating on her chest.
Doing the Murphy
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Murphy's Law

1. anything than can go wrong, will go wrong
2. if there's multiple way something will go wrong, it'll go wrong in the worst way possible
3. if you'll thought of 4 ways the thing will go wrong, it'll go wrong in the 5th way
4. if you try to play some video games in secret, urmom will find out
my mom found me out playing games thanks to the murphy's law
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MARK MURPHY

To ghost some one or some place with no correspondence.
"After exchanging phone numbers at the bar, that chick really gave you the old Mark Murphy"
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