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Muddy Monster

The act of getting a blowjob while your dick is covered in Nutella.
Mary was hungery and horny, so I had her give me a Muddy Monster. I sat back while we both enjoyed some chocolatey goodness.
by McPartland February 24, 2008
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muddins

Muffins that taste as though they are made from mud. Shitty muffins.
jim: man, these muffins are nasty.

john: yea, big time muddins.
by norberty March 1, 2011
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mudda likka

Indigenous Australian slang. A term used to describe an unpleasant or contemptible person. Not unlike "mudda fukka," but implying that the subject, or insultee, also engages in cunnilingus with their mother.
"You pink eyed land grabbin' white cunt mudda likka!" (Actually directed at me by a member of the Aboriginal community, while I was still employed as a Police Officer in Western NSW)
by Apathetic Care Bear January 29, 2005
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Muddy Puddle

Cocktail containing orange, pepsi and for those like me who prefer to punish your liver add a sjitload of vodka as well sounds wrong tastes good
I want to get very crunk please make me a muddy puddle
by thelostlibertine April 1, 2005
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Muddy Cow Pie

A Muddy Cow Pie is when you have all of the anal sex with a woman of your choice, and when she sucks your penis, verigood, she accidentally sucks her own shit and proceeds to throw up. You now have the opportunity to perform said Muddy Cow Pie by using her puke as a lubricant to shove your cock right back in their. This action can be perform multiple times if she continues to puke or nut to give.
“I originally thought that puke wouldn’t go well in my penis, but then I attempted the Muddy Cow Pie and did I love it!
by MCP Squared December 3, 2019
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steamy mudd butt

one who shits their pants in the wintertime. the cold mixes with the shitty ass to create "steamy mudd butt"
the man had a severe case of steamy mudd butt which looked like a man hole cover in new york city in the wintertime.
by grosser than gross November 8, 2006
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Muddy Helmet

A piece of poop found under the foreskin after having anal sex

AKA boabie joabe or tadger toalie and foreskin fajita
She lets me fuck her in the ass but I have to wipe my muddy helmet clean before I get a blow job
by Maduglookslikeasheep April 5, 2010
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