A mouse with gigantic tits. A mouse is a small, brown, furry rodent - this type has a large pair of human breasts on it's chest (think Pamela Anderson meets Mrs Frisby).
by Jonny mouseman January 16, 2010
Get the tit mouse mug.or mau5 off: the act of masturbating to, near, or while listening to the electro music sensation deadmau5. Also known as mau5turbating or beating the mau5.
Joel: Yeah dude, I just finished my new dub5tep song, did you hear it?
Tommy Lee: Yeah dude, It made me mouse off. Shit was so cash
Joel: Awh man, Suck it, Noob.
Tommy Lee: Whats a noob?
Tommy Lee: Yeah dude, It made me mouse off. Shit was so cash
Joel: Awh man, Suck it, Noob.
Tommy Lee: Whats a noob?
by lolcatswut April 18, 2010
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Person two: 'I'm a mouse clicker for the local council.'
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Person one: 'What do you do for a living?'
Person two: 'I click a mouse.'
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Person one: 'What do you do for a living?'
Person two: 'I click a mouse.'
by Annabelle9 December 9, 2008
Get the mouse clicker mug.Based off of the 2008 Youtube video featuring a claymation of a mouse eating alone, a "mouse moment" is a term coined by TikTokers to describe when someone or themselves are eating alone, describing a deep sense of loneliness.
Yesterday after everyone had left the table, my dad was having a mouse moment over the kitchen counter. I felt so bad for him!
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Get the mouse moment mug.When your girlfriend is in the middle of giving you a handjob and shes too tired, so she just holds her hand there and you have to put your hips into it.
by The_tomatron December 7, 2012
Get the Mouse hole mug.Beta Mouse - A man or a woman, grossly inexperienced in any particular situation, very naive and often dumbfounded. Typically very small in stature, and undeniably timid.
Man 1: Did you see Michael sticking that used rectal thermometer in this mouth?
Man 2: Michael's such a beta mouse, hope he liked the taste of shit.
Woman 1: Did you hear that when Stacy had her first period, she called 9-1-1?
Woman 2: Poor Stacy, she's a beta mouse.
Man 2: Michael's such a beta mouse, hope he liked the taste of shit.
Woman 1: Did you hear that when Stacy had her first period, she called 9-1-1?
Woman 2: Poor Stacy, she's a beta mouse.
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