appalachian molotov

A jar full of pissed off hornets you use to throw at hostiles

Hey Clayton the ATF is coming get the appalachian molotov, thoes fuckers gonna be tweaking then we can take their dropped stuff.

by B-29SUPERFORT May 11, 2023

hippie molotov

“A hippie Molotov is when you take some shrooms, some acid and then some Molly to mellow you out so you don’t freak out”

I’m gonna do a hippie Molotov before the casino BOIS!

by Witchyassbitch July 25, 2023

Belgian Molotov

When one fills their sock with their own shit and cum (in either order), before tying the end and throwing it. (Not to be confused with a Turkish hand grenade.)

He really needed to pay, so I Belgian Molotov’d his ass

by Phil T. Ash October 29, 2023

Njet Molotoff

A Finnish propaganda song to mock Russian invaders during the Winter War, also goes hard as fuck

Finlandia, Finlandia,
sinne taas matkalla oli Iivana.
Kun Molotoffi lupas' juu kaikki harošii¹,
huomenna jo Helsingissä syödään marožii².
Njet Molotoff, njet Molotoff,
valehtelit enemmän kuin itse Bobrikoff.

Finlandia, Finlandia,
Mannerheimin linja oli vastus ankara.
Kun Karjalasta alkoi hirmu tulitus,
loppui monen Iivanan puhepulistus.
Njet Molotoff, njet Molotoff,
valehtelit enemmän kuin itse Bobrikoff.

Finlandia, Finlandia,
sitä pelkää voittamaton Puna-Armeija.
Ja Molotoffi sanoi että katsos torppas niin,
Tšuhna aikoo käydä meitä kraivelista³ kii.
Njet Molotoff, njet Molotoff,
valehtelit enemmän kuin itse Bobrikoff.

Uralin taa, Uralin taa,
siellä onpi Molotoffin torpan maa.
Sinne pääsee Stalinit ja muutkin huijarit,
politrukit, komissaarit ja petroskoijarit.
Njet Molotoff, njet Molotoff,
valehtelit enemmän kuin itse Bobrikoff.

guy 1 : yo you heard of Njet Molotofff?
russian guy 2 : THE SNOW IS FUCKING SPEAKING VIETNAMESE NJET NJET NJET NJET NJET NJET OH FUCK

by guywholikesthings January 7, 2024

hairy moot

When a woman has an overly hairy pubic area that is easily noticeable.

"That bikini doesn't work for her, you can see she has a hairy moot"

by MassMan1604 November 16, 2023

blood moot

Discharge from a woman having her period

She is understadardly irritable as she is in the stages of blood moot

by King Jape December 25, 2024

Anoose Moot

A chaotic fusion of emotional collapse and bodily tension caused by extreme gamer rage — especially when someone (usually named Bob) falls into a hole (both emotionally and in-game) and can’t get out. Said to swell deep within, where Bob’s suppressed grunts and frustration build until they erupt through an orifice somewhere between his anoose and the moot.

Origin:
Discovered during an online game where Bob got stuck in a hole and lashed out for several days and was still hurting.

Bob: "Pest, they’re coming from the west, PEST!" Bob shouted before falling into a hole and getting stuck. Moments later, a guttural outburst tore through the headset — his anoose moot had fully activated. Consumed by shame and frustration, Bob then attempted to team-kill as a form of emotional retaliation and damaged he had suffered.

by JoseConseko May 14, 2025