Modern suicide

When somebody ignores all the scientific facts, that something can kill you and still decides to do said activity.

"He lit a firework in his mouth and nearly killed himselfe"

"Damn, he tried to do modern suicide"

by Penhold July 27, 2017

Modern Jesus

Modern Jesus is a term used for someone who criticizes every thing someone does and thinks that everything they do is perfect.

Person 1: Are you serious you shouldn't smoke it's bad for your lungs.

Person 2: Stfu modern Jesus!

by Pennella August 14, 2017

Mudeenism

The act of studying for a paper and not writing it.

Sam is a practitioner of mudeenism

by Wildon October 30, 2017

modern historian

Someone who is always watching the news.

"Mr. Thomas? You mean our math teacher? Yea, he's a real modern historian. Everytime I go into his class, I always see him reading some fresh news article pulled up on his computer."

by thedancingdemon November 22, 2017

modernistic

Something that is modern with a fancy sounding name

That building over there is very modernistic

by Dbater254 November 25, 2017

moderninized

It is when you have a more modern word for “modernis(z)e”. Hence the word moderninize.

Also if you are stupid and don’t know the pronunciation of “modernized” you accidentally say this while having a smart conversation with someone even smarter. Like when looking at a painting in a museum.

This is like a cottage, but like, moderninized.

by MonaderninizedAVOCADOwithAIDS July 31, 2018

Modern Dancing

Choking oneself

Person 1: omg why is Katie choking herself
Person 2: oh she’s just modern dancing

by sadbmadb02 September 19, 2018