by PureHeaven January 29, 2023
Get the mobile mouth hugmug. A variation of the term ‘villiage bike’, a village mobility scooter is someone who everyone has slept with, but nobody wishes to be seen in public with, or admit to sleeping with.
by AmelaPanderson May 3, 2018
Get the village mobility scootermug. A Mobile Sperm Bank is a garden variety type setup, whilst essentially female, that appears to be hoarding male ejaculate. It is unclear what happens to the loads after entering and whether they are offered as artificial insemination
solutions for infertile men or if it is frozen to later be carved and whoreshipped at the MBSs birthdays and other ceremonies of whoreship
solutions for infertile men or if it is frozen to later be carved and whoreshipped at the MBSs birthdays and other ceremonies of whoreship
Bro, I know it was short lived but we were in love, man! Turns out she's a serial cheat. I didn't even know they had mobile sperm banks! This will be handy through this pandemic.
by Jack Chat April 1, 2020
Get the Mobile Sperm Bankmug. A normal tailgating party thing but better and with less safety features. There are no seatbelts or anything else that would prohibit you from falling off allowed
Ted Bundy once went to a mobile tailgating party with some basic bitches he killed and got so drunk he tried to stand up but accidentally stepped on his dates vagina causing her to profusely bleed and need 24 stitches.
by Squeaky tits April 16, 2020
Get the Mobile tailgating partymug. The act being seen by others while shopping in a store and talking to the requestor of the item(s) being purchased on your mobile phone to verify the products meet their specifications or to find an alternative item that will.
"Mobile Proxy Shopping was getting me frustrated by having to read the labels of the cereal boxes over the cell phone to my wife just to make sure that I purchased EXACTLY what she wanted, or find something else to meet her needs"
by Grenex March 17, 2010
Get the Mobile Proxy Shoppingmug. Extremely gay (in denial) males that play call of duty on his mobile phone also that take a long time fixing his load out before a match
by cyberchancla May 4, 2022
Get the Cod mobile playersmug. A mobile group of generally young males, armed with cheap beer whom scour a town aiming to drop in on unsuspecting acquaintances in effort to get trashed and yell demeaning things at the nearest woman.
Man, I was having a good time with my girl and then Eric and Ted showed up with their Mobile Drunkard Unit and my night was ruined.
by Brot7zo October 23, 2007
Get the Mobile Drunkard Unitmug.