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Mistious

For example, if someone is biting their toe, I would say that's mistious.
by Creativemindset February 22, 2026
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missionary anal

when you stick your big ah veiny ah dih inside of the chocolate starfish, then proceed to queef out the asshole
damn trey, i just took a huge ass shit. you wanna fuck me missionary and then stick it in my ass in the missionary anal position to fingerpaint the sheets with my shit.
by 669cherrybombTK September 3, 2025
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Missionary Marks

Sweaty knee spots left on the bed sheets from intercourse commonly from the missionary position often oval in shape.
Baby, I can't sleep on my side of the bed because the Missionary Marks are sticking the sheets to my back.
by S3xninja September 20, 2025
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Missionary Power Bottom

Straight-girl version of a power bottom: missionary, legs locked, while piston driving her hips into overdrive, jackhammering upward while the dude on top chills as if he is a human dildo-zero thrusts, completely still.
“Bro, I’m still seeing stars. She looked me dead in the eye, said ‘Don’t you dare move,’ and went full Missionary Power Bottom™ on me. Ten minutes later I was speaking in tongues and the headboard filed a restraining order.”
by ThrustFundManager69 November 7, 2025
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Missionary (CoD)

Someone who does the same thing every time in every game. Roof camper, spawn camper...
It's like the missionary (CoD) position every night with you.... like... do something else!!!!
by DJ Dammit Man November 21, 2025
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The Missionary Kids

Philadelphia based band that was created in 2005 and broke up in 2006. Consisted of two main members and many contributors, was very highly influenced by Mindless Self Indulgence, Group X, and Gravy Train. Broke up due to creative differences.
The Missionary Kids was the weirdest band in a long time.
by toee December 3, 2006
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Scummy Mission

Your only having sex with this girl because ur drunk, a girl who is only an average looking girl who you wouldnt do while sober but when drunk you would bang her.
Man 1 "Man someone said jennifer was hot"
Man 2 "Naw man she a scummy mission though"
by xX541Xx January 1, 2012
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