by lopz October 21, 2013
The Torresian Method was invented By Robert Sixto Torres what to do to perform the Method you take your partner (assumingly a female) and you fuck the shit out of them. When you feel like your about to cum you pull out and start eating her out before you cum and when you decide that your ready and your litthe buddy has calmed down then go back to work and repeat those two steps to ensure she's satisfied.
The-Torr-es-sian Meth-od
"Gee Sam I really made Martha cum alot last night " " I used the Torresian Method"
"Gee Sam I really made Martha cum alot last night " " I used the Torresian Method"
by Cotton mouthed May 21, 2018
A method used by men who are obsessed with rich men and want to be them so bad because they always get girls. The bish method is used particularly to seduce women into having sexual intercourse with a trick used to get deep.
by lockjawlovah July 29, 2022
One of the two possible methods of making seitan (wheat meat) at home. WTF stands for 'wash the flour', since its literally done by washing the flour, which extracts the starch from the doughball made from wheat flour. It's the oldest method of making seitan and it comes from Asia. Everyone can do it, but it does require some practice.
1. Seitan appreciation society group:
"How do I make seitan?"
"Use the WTF method."
"What's that?"
"Read the group rules and old posts."
2. "Wow, this seitan is delicious, how did you make it?"
"I used the WTF method, it tastes way better than VWG."
"How do I make seitan?"
"Use the WTF method."
"What's that?"
"Read the group rules and old posts."
2. "Wow, this seitan is delicious, how did you make it?"
"I used the WTF method, it tastes way better than VWG."
by CharlieTheCarp August 19, 2022
a way of washing your ass that requires you to lather either hand in soap and slide it up and down between your asscheeks repeatedly
by og original gangster February 05, 2024
1. The scientific way to get ketchup out of an old style Heinz bottle
2. The preferred way to jerk-off or give a handy to an old man. Using Newton’s Law of Viscosity the handjob giver influences the fluid flow at a speed proportional to the force applied to it.
Both involve the following two-handed process:
Shake vigorously enough so that the solid particles unsettle. Next, turn upside down and thrust with both hands downwards at high speeds. This should help move the sauce into the neck, which is particularly important if your client is old and empty. Lastly, turn upright and karate-chop gently at the nape... careful as the sauce is guaranteed to flow!
2. The preferred way to jerk-off or give a handy to an old man. Using Newton’s Law of Viscosity the handjob giver influences the fluid flow at a speed proportional to the force applied to it.
Both involve the following two-handed process:
Shake vigorously enough so that the solid particles unsettle. Next, turn upside down and thrust with both hands downwards at high speeds. This should help move the sauce into the neck, which is particularly important if your client is old and empty. Lastly, turn upright and karate-chop gently at the nape... careful as the sauce is guaranteed to flow!
Robert Kraft prefers handjobs and to no one's surprise, his Masseuse used the Heinz 57 Method, getting his sauce gushing out in seconds.
by b_ats February 22, 2019
The perfected art of creeping on girls so hard it becomes named after you. After doing this for 5 years however, everyone has caught on and you now don't fool anyone. Yet you still creep like a champion because you've never done it any other way.
Bro #1- that girl in our Econ class is pretty fine man
Bro# 2- yeah I just added her on twitter, insta, and Facebook. Wanna scroll through her pics?
#1- hmmmm. The riser method.
Bro# 2- yeah I just added her on twitter, insta, and Facebook. Wanna scroll through her pics?
#1- hmmmm. The riser method.
by DowntownTCHTown February 24, 2014