magnetologist

A scientist that melds science and the word of the lord to make everything relatable.

Homosexuality is wrong. Magnets can't go positive to positive. Just as god intended. Magnetologists rule!

by Takestarred December 8, 2013

magnetizing

Attractive sexy or want to hav sex wit

My crush is magnetizing

by Vicrod140 March 12, 2017

Magnetic monkey nugget

The sexual act in which a male pierces his penis. Inserts a magnet into his female partner (preferably a female without any limbs) and places his penis on top of his partners stomach, and rubs his bellend back and forth. The magnetic pull makes it so the man won’t have to hold his penis down, allowing for a hands free session.

Friend1: “didn’t you fuck a girl with no limbs last week?”
Friend2: “nah, bro. I hit her with a quick magnetic monkey nugget.”

by eatbeatnskeet April 7, 2020

Slush magnet

a tampon that has been pulled out of a blobby woman after she has fallen asleep for 3 days.

I could've eaten that slush magnet for breakfast it looked so tasty!

by sevil_vid October 16, 2009

smudge magnet

(n.) -- A hi-tech tablet gadget like the iPad or the Kindle which whether nerdy-looking or sleek nevertheless becomes a smudge magnet during use at home or office.

"I love the entire concept of the iPad, but I am just worried it's going to become just another smudge magnet in my home."

-- overheard at a watercooler in a San Francisco office building on January 28, 2010

by PRwiz101 January 29, 2010

Police Magnet

A car tricked out to draw attention, being driven fast almost guaranteeing the wrong attention

Let Bob be the rabbit car as he's driving the Police Magnet

by Grampa Fox December 12, 2010

magnetism

Magnetism is a phenomenon described by Sir William Gilbert, court physician to Queen Elizabeth I, which is nothing more than simple electrical polarization of an object and/or the electric field shape around a molecule.

The magnetism of the earth is most likely artificially caused by the transmission of electrons into the air from the Northern Hemisphere, near or at Great Britain.

by Doctor Spoock August 13, 2009